Magnum condoms used to be the shyt

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I remember freshman year of college I was in a club being nasty with this girl on the dance floor. I'm talking fingerbanging her in the middle of the dance floor for everyone to see. She was so ready and pleading with me to take her home and finish what I started. I went to my breh and asked him for a rubber and he hands me a magnum. At the time I had never tried magnum and I thought it was for brehs with 12inchers. So I told him straight yo Idk if I can rock this because it might be like wearing a trash bag. Unfortunately I told her I couldn't go back with her and we parted ways.

Two years later I'm messing with another chick in her crib and things are getting hot n heavy but before I go inside her she tells me to get a rubber from her drawer. I look inside and it's all magnums. I decided right there and then it was time to see what I'm made of. I put it on and it was a good fit not too tight like lifestyles, durex and regular trojans. Instantly I was disappointed in myself for turning down the first girl due to my ignorance tho.
 

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I remember freshman year of college I was in a club being nasty with this girl on the dance floor. I'm talking fingerbanging her in the middle of the dance floor for everyone to see. She was so ready and pleading with me to take her home and finish what I started. I went to my breh and asked him for a rubber and he hands me a magnum. At the time I had never tried magnum and I thought it was for brehs with 12inchers. So I told him straight yo Idk if I can rock this because it might be like wearing a trash bag. Unfortunately I told her I couldn't go back with her and we parted ways.

Two years later I'm messing with another chick in her crib and things are getting hot n heavy but before I go inside her she tells me to get a rubber from her drawer. I look inside and it's all magnums. I decided right there and then it was time to see what I'm made of. I put it on and it was a good fit not too tight like lifestyles, durex and regular trojans. Instantly I was disappointed in myself for turning down the first girl due to my ignorance tho.
:why: Scary ass nikka
 

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I remember freshman year of college I was in a club being nasty with this girl on the dance floor. I'm talking fingerbanging her in the middle of the dance floor for everyone to see. She was so ready and pleading with me to take her home and finish what I started. I went to my breh and asked him for a rubber and he hands me a magnum. At the time I had never tried magnum and I thought it was for brehs with 12inchers. So I told him straight yo Idk if I can rock this because it might be like wearing a trash bag. Unfortunately I told her I couldn't go back with her and we parted ways.

Two years later I'm messing with another chick in her crib and things are getting hot n heavy but before I go inside her she tells me to get a rubber from her drawer. I look inside and it's all magnums. I decided right there and then it was time to see what I'm made of. I put it on and it was a good fit not too tight like lifestyles, durex and regular trojans. Instantly I was disappointed in myself for turning down the first girl due to my ignorance tho.
Could have at least got some head.
 

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:why: Scary ass nikka
:francis: I felt like dummy when I finally put one on. I beat the breaks off the chick to make up for the other one.
Could have at least got some head.
I didn't even think of it at the time. Plus I probably wouldn't have because at the time I wouldn't get buff from a girl I didn't know for fear of herpes and other stds. I used to fukk hoes I didn't trust with my pants on and just my dikk through the zipper part smh.
 
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You must be fukkin wild jungle trannies out the Amazon :dame:

I only mess with clean women, don't have to worry about none of that :umad:

Think you can tell a Woman's internal health by her appearances brehs :snoop:

Look at Magic nikka. Unless that nikka broadcasted the shyt do you think anyone would believe he had HIV???? :beli:
 

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Think you can tell a Woman's internal health by her appearances brehs :snoop:

Look at Magic nikka. Unless that nikka broadcasted the shyt do you think anyone would believe he had HIV???? :beli:

I never said I could judge anything by appearance, I don't fukk with random bum back alley hoes. A bytch with that pack wouldn't even consider the thought of throwin that shyt my way

A lame wouldn't understand, you the type that pay to eat a craigslist escort out then wonder why next week ya lips bumpy as hell.
 
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I never said I could judge anything by appearance, I don't fukk with random bum back alley hoes. A bytch with that pack wouldn't even consider the thought of throwin that shyt my way

A lame wouldn't understand, you the type that pay to eat a craigslist escort out then wonder why next week ya lips bumpy as hell.

You think just because a girl comes from a good family and is supposedly chaste that she is safe to fukk raw???

You're more delusional than you think breh... I know cats with your line of thinking... And to your uninformed point - escorts are actually cleaner because they get tested every 3 months so their money stays good...

Meanwhile you fukking polly princess in the burbs raw dog foolishly believing that you are the only one... They be the main ones developing Stage 3 asymptomatic syphillus because they under the false assumption they are "clean" and therefore cant catch nothing and only get tested once a year. nikka stop.:stopitslime:
 
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