Make a Baby......Become Debt-Free

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Question for the men and women of the-coli............

Say you've been gainfully employed for a couple years after finishing school. You have a lot of debt, but are managing to pay it off while being able to take care of necessities. You're not broke, but you could be doing better without the debt. Anyhow, one day, your boss asks you to come into his office. He has a proposition for you: He and his wife have been unsuccessful in trying to make a child for a while. They've consulted specialists and they are both sterile. They don't want to adopt a child of a stranger and they've gained trust in your abilities, so, they ask YOU to become a surrogate/sperm donor along with someone else who works in the same company in a different section. In return for your services, they will pay off ALL your remaining debt and will take care of any and all additional expenses until the child is birthed. After the child is born, they will take full custody and you are free of any and all responsibilities to the child. If, for any reason, you decide that you would rather take full custody, they will allow it under the condition that you repay all the expenses they paid-out. Either way, you will remain employed and in good-standing with the company until you retire or decide to get employed elsewhere.

WHAT DO YOU DO?

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[Reginald Noble]

It depends how long I knew the dude. It'd have to be a Brother. I am not fukking with no CAC mixed child situation.

Basically as soon as I handed over my sperm he'd have to hand me a certified bank check in the total amount after we had lawyers notarize everything which he would pay for.

And I would have to change companies because I don't want a relationship with the child. That would make it too complicated.

The child is welcome to visit when it's old enough to have that conversation.

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

It depends how long I knew the dude. It'd have to be a Brother. I am not fukking with no CAC mixed child situation.

You've known him at least 5 years and he's the same ethnicity.​

Basically as soon as I handed over my sperm

.............I worded that so you'd understand that the insemination would be 'natural' and they have a woman picked-out who works in another division in the same company.

She's at least a 7 and the same ethnicity.​

And I would have to change companies because I don't want a relationship with the child. That would make it too complicated.

So, you'd bounce and be fine if the kid stays with them. Okay, thanks.​

 

[dynamik]

I've wasted many of sperm in a napkin so... Why not?


You're not being irresponsible. You're making sure the child is being cared for. Meanwhile helping a fellow human being, getting your debt paid off, all while busting a consequence free nut.

 

[VFib]

My answer would be no.

 

[Reginald Noble]

Oh hell nah I don't know about that whole sex thing. She could claim false rape.

It'd have to be artificial insemination or have the police commissioner watch as we fukk from one of those blinded windows where you can't see who looking at you

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Oh hell nah I don't know about that whole sex thing. She could claim false rape.

You'd both sign contracts attesting that it was completely voluntary. Contracts would be notarized.

Your partner has the same deal as you.​

 

[T.he I.nformant]

They don't want to adopt a child of a stranger and they've gained trust in your abilities, so, they ask YOU to become a surrogate/sperm donor along with someone else who works in the same company in a different section.​

Does this mean they are green-lighting and arranging a cream pie session with a fine co-worker??

 

[Detroit Wave]

dont have college debt thanks to the gi bill

but i would do it

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

My answer would be no.

Any particular reason?​

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Does this mean they are green-lighting and arranging a cream pie session with a fine co-worker??

Well, 'fine' is subjective, but by the-coli standards, your partner would be at least a 7 without makeup/implants/etc.
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[Terrance Curtis Beasley]

No

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

No

Any particular reason?​

 

[Reginald Noble]

You'd both sign contracts attesting that it was completely voluntary. Contracts would be notarized.

Your partner has the same deal as you.​

They notarized that Kansas sperm donor's shyt and Kansas still making him pay for that child. I need "expert" witnesses seeing the actual act so they can certify this occurred "within the legal boundaries of the contract".

Someone's ass needs to be on the line if shyt goes wrong. With a Judge and Police Commissioner the DA will think twice before trying to subpeona me for any false accusation as well as child support claim - Cause the minute they do I will get the media all over their ass.

You seen what happened to White boy in Indiana who slept with the girl who lied about her age - As soon as the parents reached out to Eyewitness News and shyt the Michigan Judge backed down real quick and Indiana gonna cave in soon too under public pressure

Legally signed and binding documents are no longer enough. You need "expert" witnesses who are "credible" members of the community - In other words CACs in high places of power and influence

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

I've wasted many of sperm in a napkin so... Why not?


You're not being irresponsible. You're making sure the child is being cared for. Meanwhile helping a fellow human being, getting your debt paid off, all while busting a consequence free nut.

dont have college debt thanks to the gi bill

but i would do it

Thanks for your answers.​