Prince.Skeletor
Don’t Be Like He-Man
I noticed you struggling with self-improvement, so I drafted some 2026 resolutions that might actually make you tolerable. Read them, learn them, and for the love of god, get a life!
This is your resolution!
You are a black hole of personality...
You are not edgy, your negs are just cries for help
The fact that you’ve made 'being miserable' your only character trait is the most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen.
It’s 2026, stop being a parasite on everyone else's post, get a life, and try being someone people want to actually engage with.
Your entire identity is built on a foundation of being a POS.
Change that for 2026, that's your resolution!
You a miserable parasite who feeds on useless negs because you too inadequate to build a life of your own. Watching you cling to negativity like a security blanket is the most pathetic display of stunted growth I’ve ever seen.
It’s 2026 now, the world is moving on, and you’re still sitting in the same pile of your own misery, hoping someone will notice.
Get a life and try not making your insecurity everyone else's problem
Develop a personality that isn't a cry for help.
Your resolution is to accept your own irrelevance.
The way you weaponize your negativity to feel significant is nothing short of small dikk energy.
You have the depth of a puddle.
So that's your new years resolution.
Accept your irrelevance, develop an actual personality, stop being a bytch.
Have some self-awareness, Take a long look in the mirror and finally see what the rest of us see, a desperate, exhausting individual who is only negs because he has nothing of value to say.
And also, read a book!
Make this year nastier than last year #nastybrehz 
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