Make sexual joke with women in the workplace brehs

[Street Knowledge]

The way people be fukking with their livelihood

 

[Dallas' 4 Eva]

Women should never have entered the work place. Everything is on such eggshells.

We censor ourselves when it's just you and the boys but when women come around you change up the entire tone.

Men are fukking mentally abused by women constantly we are not even game to the shyt. Happy wife happy life! fukk!

I couldn't imagine having to go back to a job at this point with a bunch of women having to constantly walk on eggshells about what I say and shyt. Besides being nice to look at working around a bunch of women is WOAT.

 

[Sauce Dab]

Chick at work was drinking a bottle of water and was saying something about how she has to moisten her throat and how she has a deep throat last week with the face... I just ignored it, I could just envision her running straight to HR on me.

What made her even bring up she had a deep throat?

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

I don't know any black person who says "oh boy,oh boy"

 

[Trapperman Dave]

Why would you even make sexual jokes at your job? Stack your paper and keep it pushin.

What else we gon talk about? Love and hip hop? Shopping? Nails?

 

[Trapperman Dave]

What made her even bring up she had a deep throat?

Obviously she wants the D

 

[Basil of Baker Street]

Chick at work was drinking a bottle of water and was saying something about how she has to moisten her throat and how she has a deep throat last week with the face... I just ignored it, I could just envision her running straight to HR on me.

Breh you should have reported her to HR

If you're not going to make a play on it...why not.

 

[Marzupial]

I don't know any black person who says "oh boy,oh boy"

You don't know killa cam and Juelz Santana ??

 

[O.T.I.S.]

I remember when a chick i worked with in the military blatantly asked me “so when are we gonna fukk” when we was in the hallway discussing work. Had me like:

Spoiler

I ended up fukking. If any woman jokes specifically to one dude about sex she wants him to clap those

 

[SATAN]

If it's a warehouse, it's a p*ssy free for all. So many bad temps come in and out that be strippers and whores. It's hard to resist. It takes minimal effort too, especially if you got a lil power.

It's not complicated, warehouse game is so easy. I give em my number, they hit me up, we fukk, we don't talk about it at work

 

[J.E.T.S]

It's not complicated, warehouse game is so easy. I give em my number, they hit me up, we fukk, we don't talk about it at work

You got it

People mess up when they try to get in relationships with people they work with and/or tell everyone who they smashing.

 

[WesCrook]

Fact. When you work with women it is all good until it isn’t.

You can go years joking around and being part of the group. They can even be the ones initiating the jokes and conversations. Right up until the day one of them gets in their feelings over something and reports you. HR, EEOC or the boss isn’t going to ask how long you have been friends or if you normally joke around. None of that matters. The question will be, “did you say or do what is being alleged?”

And when you say yes you are DONE.

 

[ThrobbingHood]

There is this women that is always making sexual jokes, ALWAYS!!! So one cat got comfortable and sent her a "who did you have to blow " message in chat n boy oh boy she was discussing it.

Lol when I hear guys laughing with her jokes I just smh. Mofo got comfortable.

You tell a story like a woman. I almost negged you but you redeemed yourself in the second post.

 

[L. Murphy]

I love joking around at work and dirty fun jokes like that are my fave but I agree depending on the person you can set yourself up for hr trouble

 

[ThrobbingHood]

Fact. When you work with women it is all good until it isn’t.

You can go years joking around and being part of the group. They can even be the ones initiating the jokes and conversations. Right up until the day one of them gets in their feelings over something and reports you. HR, EEOC or the boss isn’t going to ask how long you have been friends or if you normally joke around. None of that matters. The question will be, “did you say or do what is being alleged?”

And when you say yes you are DONE.

My team is 80% women. We have a WhatsApp group that I have never posted a single word in. It's just constant bird babble. In fact, none of the men in the group post in there. We know women can't handle our sense of humor.

Humor to them is being passive aggressive and posting annoying corny gifs you see on twitter. I just put that shyt on mute for a year every year.

Everything is funny to them until they become the target. Sensitive ass hos.