Make up your own Mauro Hip Hop Line/Reference

[MenacingMonk]

Here it is, @Ace of the Metropolitan . Hopefully it doesn't flop.

"He's busted open! Someone getcha wet wipes!"

"Velveteen Dream coming out in pink and purple. Shades of Killa Cam'ron Giles."

"Naomi making it clap like dem Nolia boys."

"He's dropping knowledge on him. Socrates philosophies and hypothesis can't define how he's dropping these..."

"Ohno came to bring the pain, elbow to the brain, no doubt his opponent is woozy entering the astral plane."

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

"There's a war going on outside that Authors of Pain is safe from"
"Ember Moon moving SLOW MOTION FOR ME"
"Rooo HA Bobby got em all in check"
"Ohno ain't scared to hustle"

 

[Beautiful Bobby Eatin]

Ohno with some Southern Hospitality. Throwing bows here at Full Sail!

Oooh la la la! Thats the way Roddy rocks when hes doing his thing!


Ember Moon with the Method of intervening here. Protecting the neck of Ruby Riot

Alister Black with the black mass! Its an Extinction Level Event!

 

[Breh Obama]

"Dear Mama Mia"!

 

[Daracell]

When new wrestler comes out "Like the late great Tupac, All eyez on him!!"

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

"Dear Mama Mia"!

 

[Mike the Executioner]

"Styles setting up for the Phenomenal Forearm. Owens is in the danger zone. He better erase it and change his tone!"

"Baron Corbin with more rage than a Remy Ma diss track!"

"Nakamura and Styles has been long-awaited. There's been a lot of imitation going on, but tonight, they're bringing it back to the basement!"

"John Cena is just one of those once in a lifetime talents. He just wins again and wins again like Wimbledon."

"Daniel Bryan is a wrestling prodigy. He's put his lifetime in between these ropes."

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

"Itami putting boots to grills and showing everybody why he's the truth forreal"
"Orton stunting like his daddy"
"Reigns about to drop a refrigerator off the titantron...the double door joints"
"Usos making the mouthpiece obese like Della Resse"

 

[Golayitdown]

"Your time is up, John Cena's time is now"

 

[Superkick Party]

When new wrestler comes out "Like the late great Tupac, All eyez on him!!"

 

[TL15]

Ah-suka suka now

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

WHAT AUTHORS OF PAIN IS DOING TO GARGANO IS UGLIER THAN A MASTER P SNEAKER

Patrick Clarke is a one of one, that means none before him, none to come

NO WAY JOSE IS COOLER THAN A POLAR BEARS TOE NAIL

 

[jadillac]

(heel loses title)

Mauro: Your reign on the top was short like leprechauns!


(wrestler spazzing on punches/kicks and then stops to play up the fans)
Mauro: And that's just the half of his warpath!

 

[Beautiful Bobby Eatin]

"It aint no fun if the homies cant have none! Evolution in action NEXT!"

 

[RammerJammer]

"And here comes the woman that has royalty inside her DNA, Charlotte Flair..."

"Gas tank on E but all drinks on Steve! The Texas Rattlesnake returns to SmackDown Live!"

"She's the biggest boss that you've seen thus far in the WWE, Sasha Banks in action"