Man claims his penis shrank 1.5 inches, ‘COVID d – – k is real’ say docs

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    Man claims his penis shrank 1.5 inches, ‘COVID d – – k is real’ say docs
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    January 13, 2022 12:32pm
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    Man claims his penis shrank 1.5 inches, ‘COVID d–k is real’ say docs
    Talk about getting the short end of the stick.

    As if contracting COVID wasn’t bad enough, a dismayed man now claims that he’s lost a whopping 1.5 inches from the length of his penis as a lingering result of the vile virus.

    “My penis has shrunk,” lamented the griping guy in a letter to the “How To Do It” podcast this week.

    “I’m a heterosexual man in my 30s,” he said, anonymously — only referring to himself as “coming up short.”

    “In July of last year, I contracted COVID and was very sick. When I got out of the hospital, I had some erectile dysfunction issues,” he added.

    The purportedly once-well-endowed man went on to explain that prior to his diagnosis, he boasted an “above average”-sized tool.

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    A heterosexual man in his 30s claims his penis shrunk as a result of a COVID infection.
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    But, much to his chagrin, his formerly impressive privates have since lost their luster.

    “[The erectile dysfunction] gradually got better with some medical attention, but I seemed to be left with a lasting problem,” he confessed. “Before I got sick [my penis] was above average. Not huge, but definitely bigger than normal. Now I’ve lost about an inch and a half and become decidedly less than average.”

     
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    He claimed that a medical adviser had attributed his pecker problems to vascular damage caused by COVID, and was warned that the impairment was likely permanent.

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    Doctors on the “How To Do It” podcast confirmed that men infected with COVID could experience erectile issues.
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    “It shouldn’t really matter,” the man wrote. “But it has had a profound impact on my self-confidence and my abilities in bed. I know you can’t give me back my missing length and girth, but I was wondering if you could give me any advice on what to do now.”

    In response to the dude’s desperate plea for penis help, Dr. Charles Welliver — a urologist and Director of Men’s Health at Albany Medical College, NY — confirmed the rare, but real havoc COVID can wreak on a man’s unmentionables.

    “You can connect these dots,” the physician told Slate of the virus’ correlation to ding-a-ling disorders.

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    Urologist Ashley Winter says COVID can attack the blood vessels that usher blood to organs, including the penis, all throughout the body.
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    “COVID [causes] a mass of respiratory symptoms that leads to a lot of the deaths,” he said. “But there’s also pretty significant vascular issues that occur with guys.”

    The doctor went on to cite studies that have shown cases of men who’ve suffered from priapism — the persistent erection prompted sans sexual arousal — and erectile dysfunction (ED) after contracting COVID.

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    A heterosexual man in his thirties claims his penis shrunk as a result of a COVID infection.
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    “When guys get ED, they get a lack of erections for a while, and when that happens they actually do get some shrinkage,” he added.



    Man claims his penis 'shrunk' after contracting COVID
     
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    That would be cutting my hoes a break, I take ‘em to pound town….
     
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    :damn:
     
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    this has been brought to you by
    PAUSE news network :dame:
     
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    Good luck anti-vaxxer :sas2:
     
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    Isn't the NY Post on the level of the National Inquirer? I call bs on this story.
     
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    They really want people taking them shots huh :mjlol:

    Covid dikk
     
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    1.5? Most men will have to commit that

    Moving my ass straight to Japan and starting a jelq routine. That's the only way:mjcry: Or maybe hit the black market for a transplant :hubie:
     
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    Man claims COVID-19 made his penis shrink

    Sure you will folks will believe it now, Its a fox news link

    Man claims COVID-19 made his penis shrink
    By Paul Best

    Published January 13, 2022

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    An anonymous man in his 30s who had to be hospitalized after contracting COVID-19 last July now claims that the disease left him with a shrunken penis and erectile dysfunction.

    "When I got out of the hospital, I had some erectile dysfunction issues. Those gradually got better with some medical attention, but I seem to be left with a lasting problem. My penis has shrunk," the man wrote in a letter to Slate's "How To Do It" podcast.

    "Before I got sick, I was above average, not huge, but definitely bigger than normal. Now I've lost about an inch and a half and become decidedly less than average."

    Dr. Ashley Winter, a urologist in Oregon, confirmed to the podcast hosts that "COVID d--- is like a real thing."

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    A man in his 30s claims his penis shrank by 1.5 inches after he contracted COVID-19 last July. (iStock)

    Multiple studies have linked COVID-19 to erectile dysfunction and other reproductive health issues.

    PFIZER AND MODERNA COVID-19 VACCINES DON'T LOWER SPERM COUNT, STUDY SAYS

    An Italian study last year found that 28% of men who contracted COVID-19 experienced issues with erectile dysfunction, while only 9.33% of men who hadn't contracted COVID-19 experienced the same issue.

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    Urologists United for Vaccination Education put out a PSA claiming that men with COVID-19 are six times more likely to develop erectile dysfunction. (iStock)

    Researchers at the University of Miami found that the "widespread blood vessel dysfunction, or endothelial dysfunction, that results from the COVID-19 infection could then contribute to erectile dysfunction."

    "In our pilot study, we found that men who previously did not complain of erectile dysfunction developed pretty severe erectile dysfunction after the onset of COVID-19 infection," Dr. Ranjith Ramasamy, associate professor and director of the University of Miami's Reproductive Urology Program, said about the results.

    URINALS MAY SPREAD CORONAVIRUS, STUDY FINDS

    A group of doctors, the Urologists United for Vaccination Education, put out a PSA in October encouraging men to get vaccinated, saying that men who have had COVID-19 are six times more likely to experience erectile dysfunction.

    "Studies have shown that COVID can affect the blood vessels of the penis in a similar way that it affects the blood vessels of the lungs, preventing them from providing enough blood to the penis to cause an erection, and leading to permanent impotence," the group writes.

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    CLICK HERE TO GET THE FOX NEWS APP

    For men who have already had COVID-19 and are experiencing erectile dysfunction, Dr. Winter suggested using medicine like Cialis or Viagra, or even using extension devices that can add back length.

    "These are easy things you can do at home, to either prevent shortening or actually get back length that you've lost," she told the podcast hosts.

    Paul Best is a reporter for Fox News Digital. Story tips can be sent to Paul.best@fox.com and on Twitter: @KincaidBest.

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    :ufdup:Vax drastically reduces severity of covid side effects
     
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    :laff::laff::laff:

    They really going all out now ...

    They see muthafukaz ain't scared of dying from it...

    :laff:
     
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