Man finds 40 pounds of cocaine on the beach

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AWWW DAMMIT I JUST REALIZED I WAS IN MIAMI THIS WEEK AND TOTALLY COULD'VE....man nvm. this is wild tho.
 

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I would bash the fukk out of it with teething powder and baby laxitive, then I would break it down to half gram wraps (0.4) and grams (0.8) and be the main supplier of over priced low grade cocaine to honest, hard working people in south east England.

Basically, do what every other coke dealer in England is doing.
 

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I'll have my boy in a sniper position with a sniper gun hiding out just in case someone tries to take the coke without paying....
:dead: :russ: Just stop it breh

I would bash the fukk out of it with teething powder and baby laxitive, then I would break it down to half gram wraps (0.4) and grams (0.8) and be the main supplier of over priced low grade cocaine to honest, hard working people in south east England.

Basically, do what every other coke dealer in England is doing.
:ohhh: this is the realest answer
 

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They gonna hunting him down on some..
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..type shyt.

:russ:

This is the first thing I thought of after how cool all the money would be. Have to wrap all that shyt in tin foil or whatever blocks GPS signals unless this scary ass dude shows up at your door. I see this dude in other movies I'm still like :hamster:
 

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Why are some people so stupid...?

Take that sh_t to a local University...Give a discrete group of students, a small taste, and then cake off a small clientèle of loyal customers...

One of my brothers best friend has been making easy pocket change selling high quality cocaine to a small group University students in London, Ontario, for the past four years now...

Dude can blow $1000 in the club because it's easy money with relatively low risk...And he has a legit job as a junior financial advisor, which pays him $40000/year, the coke money is just party and bullsh+t money...

That's what a smart person does, when such lucrative opportunity drops on his lap...

I always wonder why this type of sh_t never happens to me...

a smart person doesn't sell coke when they have a $40000/year job.
 
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a smart person doesn't sell coke when they have a $40000/year job.
I am not a drug dealer, so I don't how much coke sells for...

But let's say you find 40 lbs which is 18143.7 grams, and you sell the coke for $10/gram (I think that's way TOO cheap for high quality coke)...

You end up making over $100000...Nothing but profit...

The risk for drug dealers is 1) the trafficking of product across borders 2) dealing with unscrupulous scumbags, who care for nothing but the dollar 3) selling drugs on the corners, where everybody seems your business, and want a piece of it 4) finding a discrete clientele that have as much to lose as you do...

If you do like that dude in "Paid In Full" and sell your product quietly and with no flash, and stick to a high class clientele of civilized rich white kids and their parents, then you really have nothing to worry about...

It's a risk worth taking...
 

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Dude did the worst possible thing. Either hand that in or disappear with it...but who poses online with it? :what:

BTW looooool @ all the trap rap fans. nikkas really making selling coke sound like a part-time job..''yeah...I'll just sell a kilo on the weekends''.

You listen to too much Yo Gotti.

You think having pure uncut coke for sale won't arouse any suspicions? You have to dodge police informants....jackboys (esp in Miami with the Zoes :wow:)....your partners double-crossing you (plus you squares aint got the muscle to protect yourselves from the wolves)....owners (nikkas paid money to get this shyt that far).

Selling coke aint no walk in the park. It's hard work.
 

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Me & young scooter gone take a trip to Columbia to meet up with Hector & Isabella.










How could I forget about my man Julio :troll:
 
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Dude did the worst possible thing. Either hand that in or disappear with it...but who poses online with it? :what:

BTW looooool @ all the trap rap fans. nikkas really making selling coke sound like a part-time job..''yeah...I'll just sell a kilo on the weekends''.

You listen to too much Yo Gotti.

You think having pure uncut coke for sale won't arouse any suspicions? You have to dodge police informants....jackboys (esp in Miami with the Zoes :wow:)....your partners double-crossing you (plus you squares aint got the muscle to protect yourselves from the wolves)....owners (nikkas paid money to get this shyt that far).

Selling coke aint no walk in the park. It's hard work.

You DON"T need partners...You find the product...You quietly stash it away from where you eat and sleep...You wait for somebody to come knocking on your door...

If nobody comes knocking after 3 - 6 months, then you start thinking on how you going to move it...DON'T be greedy...

You didn't put in any work to produce the product, and it's probably high quality, so sell it for relatively cheap, so you can move it quickly...

Take a small sample to college and university parties, and just ask around for people who are into coke...A few students will be...We all know that...

Party with a the studnts, and sell them a little bit at a time, acting like you are just person who knows people, and knows how to get stuff...

Move around, don't get known as the "coke guy," you are just another party animal with a way of getting things...

Take your time moving it...You are not under anyone else deadly...The product came to you with no strings attached...

Be patient and quiet kept, Don't get emotional and greedy, and you will be allright...

By the time you are finished dealing, you will end with a duffle bag or two filled with cash, and you can slowly launder the money, by making small deposits in your legal bank account...

If you have a decent job, the bank wont question it if you are able to save $25000 over a couple of years, and use it as a down payment on a property...

The rest of the money you can launder by buying expensive electronics, and furniture and selling them to pawn shops and Kijiji or eBay...Little by little...Those are things normal people do...You may lose a little money this way, but it just fell in your lap in ways, so why be greedy...

Don't be greedy, Be patient, and by the time you are done, You will have a nice retirement fund...That NOBODY will suspect..

If an honest working health care aide (people who care for the elderly) can manage their money so well to own a house worth $600000, you can do the same by slowly mixing your coke money with your 9-5 money, and the system WONT catch it...
 
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