Man Interrupts Bear Sex, Pays the Price

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Man Interrupts Bear Sex, Pays the Price
Dan Richman survived a mauling Monday in California
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By Michael Harthorne, Newser Staff
Posted Oct 12, 2016 4:28 PM CDT
Updated Oct 13, 2016 3:24 AM CDT
Los Angeles Timesreports. According to KABC, Richman was going along a trail when he saw a bear on its hind legs 50 to 100 feet away. It was his first time seeing a bear in person. "I was pretty freaked out," he tells KTLA. Richman turned around to leave and saw a second bear much closer. His attempt to scare it off by yelling failed, and it attacked when he tried to run by it. Richman played dead, letting the bear put its jaws around his neck, until it gave up.

Richman ran off, not realizing how injured he was until he reached safety. He had a head injury and multiple cuts to his head, legs, feet, and torso. He says he's "fortunate" to have survived, and a local police chief describes it as a "pretty good bear attack." A spokesperson tells the Times a state game warden believes the bears "may have been a mating pair that was interrupted." “The hiker probably just surprised the bears and they reacted the way an animal with teeth and claws does, attack,” the spokesperson says. Officials plan to euthanize the bear if it's caught. And Richman says he plans to bring a buddy next time he hits the trail. (This guy survived two bear attacks in the same morning.)

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Shout Out To Papa Bear, For Playing His Part Against White Supremacy... :mjlol:
Interrupt A Male From Getting it in.. Bear Probably Spent All Summer Dreaming About p*ssy, Only for some goofy cac to interupt him Mid Stroke:rip:.
 
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