Mario Balotelli is out here selling jumpoff's dreams

[Colin X]

These average ass chicks really think a top 20 player in the world is checking for them?

 

[www.THUG.com]

She brought her White Privilege Card to a one night stand!

When he asked you to come over AT NIGHT that was a red flag!

When he didn't come down stairs until you were drunk that was a red flag!

When he ordered delivery that was red flag!

When his wingman separated you from your friends that was a red flag!
All the signs were there before you got fukked but you wanted it just as much as he did. Turns out, he only wanted you for that nut.

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

NBA players like James Harden and Paul George could learn a thing or two from Mario on how you treat these thots

 

[BrehWyatt]

So when you look up #HOH you see Balotelli's photo in the dictionary. Okay then.

 

[Gizza]

I'm legit speechless breh is slayin ery'thang!
Yet lads in the UK hit the & keep it movin
Meanwhile athletes in da U.S gettin roasted for stupid shyt

 

[TheFryingDutchman]

Balo stay bringing the fukkery. Im glad hes back in England

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I cant wait to drop these when some breh writes a 5 page struggle opinion.

ETA: can you make the first one smaller?

 

[EndDomination]

I would eat Fanny's ass no matter what time, what day, what location, Mario better not fukk up again

 

[DrX]

lol these lame us nikkas need too take notes, they wouldve married the bytch


i fukk with MB heavy...i like that ugly motherfukker...i like his style

 

[Wild self]

levels to this shyt

He smart. No bytch is gonna expose him. Just smash Fanny over and over again.

 

[DrX]

and he took that bytch celly I wanna dap this brother up

 

[Wild self]

James Harden paying bishes car notes and flying them out on trips. This nikka giving these bishes a Ciroc bottle swapped out for Gordon's and some all you can eat pasta delivered to the house. He spent less than the average man does dating way worse bishes

Straight hardcore pimpin.

 

[Wild self]

Balotellii been a legend. one of the rare breeds of dudes who just don't give a fukk and yet you just can't hate.

Kanye could have been part of that if he wasn't such an emotional bytch...

I want to be like Balo

NBA players like James Harden and Paul George could learn a thing or two from Mario on how you treat these thots

I never understood ball players and rappers tricking on hoes.

 

[DeuceZ]

Balotelli that nukka

Better start banging in some goals tho...champions league son

 

[JuvenileHell]

Money = Power

 

[EQ.]

Emma’s mood worsened the next day when Balotelli called and said he just wanted to be “good friends” as he wanted to get back together with Fanny.

she so used to selling that line to nice dudes that when she got hit with it her reaction must've been

Balo just outchea
representin for the seat where Rosa Parks sat
Where Malcolm X was shot, where Martin Luther was popped