Mario Balotelli is out here selling jumpoff's dreams

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Balo stay bringing the fukkery. Im glad hes back in England:blessed:


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I cant wait to drop these when some breh writes a 5 page struggle opinion:salute:.

ETA: can you make the first one smaller?

Custom smiley size? It'll be really small tho:

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he better start playing football and scoring goals too....he is too young and has alot of talent to slip up...he could learn a thing or two from christiano ronaldo on how to keep having fun and still be a beast as a footballer
 

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James Harden paying bishes car notes and flying them out on trips. This nikka giving these bishes a Ciroc bottle swapped out for Gordon's and some all you can eat pasta delivered to the house. :heh: He spent less than the average man does dating way worse bishes :wow:

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Damn breh...just damn :wow:
 

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Word..in today's world she gonna be famous just for being Balotelli one night fukk. It'll be some lame ass dudes wanting to smash her even more just beacuse Balotelli smashed..

Yep the valuation of her puss just increased ten fold. "Balotelli smashed it for three hours, so she/it must be good". "Balotelli also smashed it" will be the narrative :yeshrug:. Her stock has increased from this and she's now become a "celebrity" :upsetfavre:.
 

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Man this is a true hoe. A hoe can't grip with the reality of how sexually promiscuous they are and tries to act disillusioned. A whore is open about who they are and I respect that :salute:
 

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She brought her White Privilege Card to a one night stand! :mjlol:

When he asked you to come over AT NIGHT that was a red flag!

When he didn't come down stairs until you were drunk that was a red flag!

When he ordered delivery that was red flag!

When his wingman separated you from your friends that was a red flag!
All the signs were there before you got fukked but you wanted it just as much as he did. Turns out, he only wanted you for that nut. :manny:
watch feminists claim she was raped cause she was tipsy...
 
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