Marlon Wayans "A Haunted House" Hilarious Q&A (Video)...

[McSpacey]

Marlon recently sat down to do a funny Q&A about his new movie A Haunted House which is in theaters now. He made a bunch of jokes while also taking a shot at Scary Movie 5 stating, "I look at Charlie Sheen, Lindsey Lohan, and heather locklear and I just go, 'that shyt look like a episode of celebrity rehab'".

The video clip is 14 minutes long, so below I've transcribed a few of the standout parts for my coli brehs and sistas...

On How They Managed to Not Bust Out Laughin' During Scenes

That was the hardest part.. I started thinking about death. You know, shyt that would hurt like: anal rape while getting my dikk slammed in the door. Thinking 'bout my bills and shyt, you know, shyt that make you wanna cry.

On Actress Essence Atkins Who Plays His Girlfriend

She rocked, Essence did her thing and what was hard about her is she just had a baby 4 weeks before we filmed, so we was dragging her around the house there was like breast milk everywhere.

On Personal Growth

This is like my Michael Jackson Off the Wall album this is the first time I really got to do me with nobody going: 'Nah, you going too far'. I got to do the craziest shyt in my head that my brothers would go: 'no nikka you can't do that'. Hopefully it'll be my Off the Wall, and if not then it'll be Jermaine Jackson's Let's Get Serious

On Why None of His Brothers Appear In the Film

All my brothers asked to be out the film. You don't think I called and asked them like: 'C'mon Keen; help a nikka out'. What's crazy is I asked Damon and Damon said "Un-un, that movies too crazy for me". I said, "nikka you did fukking Handy Man are you serious?". But we're gonna do something together. Me and my brothers we'll always work together, it's not like New Edition and I'm Bobby Brown smoking crack we actually are gonna get back together and do more shyt.

On His Personal Beliefs on Paranormal Events and Whether There will be a White Chicks 2 Or Not

If White Chicks 2 happens it will be a paranormal event. I don't believe in the paranormal. I have never seen a ghost; I want to, 'cause I just wanna know if there's life after death." he then goes on to talk about the potential of a White Chicks sequel, "I don't know I hope it would happen. I think it's a big enough audience and people love it. That's the one movie that everybody always says, "yo do a sequel". We have a great idea, so maybe.

On Why He Decided to Do This Movie

Hollywood's not making a lot of movies right now and when they stop making movies the first people who feel it are black actors. Unless you're a superhero and they aint gonna have a black superhero 'cause our dikk is way too big to fit in those pants, so I decided out of necessity.

Check out the full 14 minute video below for the hilarious commentary and to hear him talking about basing his character off of the psychic, Chip Coffey who appears on the A&E series Paranormal State, Getting the movie distributed in 2,500 theaters nationwide by himself, and more.



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[Costanza]

you really like marlon wayans huh.. bolding this shet with subtitles and what not... wtf is this shet english 113 nicca fukk outta here with that organizational shet.

 

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[McSpacey]

you really like marlon wayans huh.. bolding this shet with subtitles and what not... wtf is this shet english 113 nicca fukk outta here with that organizational shet.

Suck d!ck fukk bwoy.

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U must really NOT like Marlon Wayans for u to be in here taking time to comment on his work and my posting style. When I don't like shyt I don't entertain it; simple. Go get a life fukkin lame