Married brehs: what’s your phone name for your wife?

[Marlow Stanfield]

First Lady

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Wife

 

[#BOTHSIDES]

Wife #1-4

Allahuakbar

 

[NoCones]

My pops has his set up like that, it’ll be

FlyGuy, my son
FlyGuys mom, my wife
Flyguys brother, my son

Etc

We stay cutting his ass for it

guilty. But not that bad
Wife, Ma, and Pop have no names.
Bro D, Sis L, Cuz P, Mechanic E, Boss O

 

[twan83]

Wife

 

[TL15]

Pizza Hut

Just in case she calls while I’m with my girlfriend

 

[Kasper KArr]

I ain’t married but I got a lil sum thing with @Uncouth Savage momma.

Got her saved as “My Puta”

 

[Uncouth Savage]

I ain’t married but I got a lil sum thing with @Uncouth Savage momma.

Got her saved as “My Puta”

 

[Harry Sax]

bytch

 

[intra vires]

Everyone in my phone is listed by their full names, including my wife and parents.

 

[Born2BKing]

Dishwasher

Ayoooo.

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

No wife, but I'll sometimes just name a chick whatever she was wearing the day we met.Maybe even a hairstyle

Red shorts
Black skirt
High ponytail


If you remind me of a celeb or porn chick, I'll name you that."Meagan Good Chick"...I have an older Latina in my phone right now saved under "Kailani Kai Chick".I just go with my first thought.I'll have a name for your azz within 3-5 seconds.

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Both her human names with this picture while we went easter hunting.

 

[Moesha’s Overbearing Dad]

Pizza Hut

Just in case she calls while I’m with my girlfriend

Never understood why Pizza Hut would be making outgoing calls

Scam Likely tho……

 

[MikelArteta]

Wife with a heart