Scustin Bieburr
Baby baybee baybee UUUGH
I got this one coworker that has been married for at least 3 years now. Honestly I suspect they may be on some swinger shyt. Whenever we make eye contact and we're discussing something work or not work related she sometimes goes from staring at me like
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And when I was on vacation I got texts from another coworker saying she was feeling sad that I wasn't around
Every now and again I happen to catch a glance at her phone when I walk by and her dude is sending her a million heart emojis and shyt. Dude might be a low key simp
But damnit even simps deserve to be happy. He got a fine woman, just hope he ain't sharing her
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and 
And when I was on vacation I got texts from another coworker saying she was feeling sad that I wasn't around

Every now and again I happen to catch a glance at her phone when I walk by and her dude is sending her a million heart emojis and shyt. Dude might be a low key simp

But damnit even simps deserve to be happy. He got a fine woman, just hope he ain't sharing her

