Marv Albert having ENOUGH of Reggie Miller appreciation thread

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I would buy a porno if they had Kevin Harlan and Chris Webber commentating



Harlan: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RIDE EM COWBOY! LEXINGTON STEELE! HE JUST SUCKED THE GRAVITY RIGHT OUT HER p*ssy!


Webber: Now see Kev. Here's why hes the best in the smut game. His stroke game is immaculate and stupendous. Why? Because her p*ssy secreted fluids at the perfect amount to cause the perfect chemisty to elicit that excellent money shot. Lexington steele. Best pornstar in the business

Now for all you young perverts out there, see how just embraces the orgasm? Why?? Because that's just such an incredible moment when you nutting, just super-amazing-incredulistic—WOW.

Hubie: See you're right on the money, Chris. Lexington Steele is right around the top performers in the league with seven uncontrollable orgasms per scene, right at the top of the league, this we know. I mean come on now, you pay to see the guy perform at a high level, he gives you a nut when you want it—I mean come on now, let's be serious here—who else nuts like this? Nobody. And if he's about to bust too early just relax, no need to panic, plenty of time left in the scene take the clock down and get the best shot possible, ok? I mean come on now!
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I would buy a porno if they had Kevin Harlan and Chris Webber commentating



Harlan: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RIDE EM COWBOY! LEXINGTON STEELE! HE JUST SUCKED THE GRAVITY RIGHT OUT HER p*ssy!


Webber: Now see Kev. Here's why hes the best in the smut game. His stroke game is immaculate and stupendous. Why? Because her p*ssy secreted fluids at the perfect amount to cause the perfect chemisty to elicit that excellent money shot. Lexington steele. Best pornstar in the business

Now for all you young perverts out there, see how just embraces the orgasm? Why?? Because that's just such an incredible moment when you nutting, just super-amazing-incredulistic—WOW.

Hubie: See you're right on the money, Chris. Lexington Steele is right around the top performers in the league with seven uncontrollable orgasms per scene, right at the top of the league, this we know. I mean come on now, you pay to see the guy perform at a high level, he gives you a nut when you want it—I mean come on now, let's be serious here—who else nuts like this? Nobody. And if he's about to bust too early just relax, no need to panic, plenty of time left in the scene take the clock down and get the best shot possible, ok? I mean come on now!
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I would buy a porno if they had Kevin Harlan and Chris Webber commentating



Harlan: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RIDE EM COWBOY! LEXINGTON STEELE! HE JUST SUCKED THE GRAVITY RIGHT OUT HER p*ssy!


Webber: Now see Kev. Here's why hes the best in the smut game. His stroke game is immaculate and stupendous. Why? Because her p*ssy secreted fluids at the perfect amount to cause the perfect chemisty to elicit that excellent money shot. Lexington steele. Best pornstar in the business

Now for all you young perverts out there, see how just embraces the orgasm? Why?? Because that's just such an incredible moment when you nutting, just super-amazing-incredulistic—WOW.

Hubie: See you're right on the money, Chris. Lexington Steele is right around the top performers in the league with seven uncontrollable orgasms per scene, right at the top of the league, this we know. I mean come on now, you pay to see the guy perform at a high level, he gives you a nut when you want it—I mean come on now, let's be serious here—who else nuts like this? Nobody. And if he's about to bust too early just relax, no need to panic, plenty of time left in the scene take the clock down and get the best shot possible, ok? I mean come on now!

:scust: at yall c00ns talking about nothing but dikk
 

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Marv was salivating at taking digs at Dolan and Knicks all night, dude must really hate Dolan :pachaha:

Marv grew up bleeding blue & orange and is as big a Knicks fan as anyone. If he didn't have pure, unadulterated hatred in his heart for that slimy, hairy troll of an owner you'd have to question the authenticity of his Knicks fanhood.
 

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Marv grew up bleeding blue & orange and is as big a Knicks fan as anyone. If he didn't have pure, unadulterated hatred in his heart for that slimy, hairy troll of an owner you'd have to question the authenticity of his Knicks fanhood.

I remember I was like :why: when MSG Network forced him out because he being overly critical of a terrible Knicks team at the time. If anybody should be able to criticize the Knicks, it's their legendary voice of the team for like 30 years.
 

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Now for all you young perverts out there, see how just embraces the orgasm? Why?? Because that's just such an incredible moment when you nutting, just super-amazing-incredulistic—WOW.

Hubie: See you're right on the money, Chris. Lexington Steele is right around the top performers in the league with seven uncontrollable orgasms per scene, right at the top of the league, this we know. I mean come on now, you pay to see the guy perform at a high level, he gives you a nut when you want it—I mean come on now, let's be serious here—who else nuts like this? Nobody. And if he's about to bust too early just relax, no need to panic, plenty of time left in the scene take the clock down and get the best shot possible, ok? I mean come on now!
I aint laugh this hard at a post in a minute :dead: :dead: :dead:
 

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this started from wedgie trying to make a cross reference pii t about rod strickland.
that I was sitting there like how in the fukk kyrie go from his college to Kentucky with hot rod on the coaching staff and being kyrie's godfather.


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both of them are closet homos
 
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