Massive, unexpected L i took a couple hours ago

jalamanta

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Sooh yesterday I emailed a bytch I used to study with at university 2 years ago. I remembered bytch used to talk dirty but I never smashed her although she was feeling me at the time. :beli:

My goal was to smash immediately after the first date. At 2 PM. :upsetfavre:

So I meet her today at the mall. We sittin at some sushi bar, small talk, I tell her to sit down near me. I am touching her ass and legs while discussing her training program.

I tell her: "I gotta see that ass naked" :youngsabo:
She is like: "Right here?:wrist:"

At this moment I realize I am gonna do some severe damage.

I tell her: "Naaaw not here, down in the parking lot" :takedat:

So after a while we go down to underground parking lot near my car and I pull up her dress to see that fukkin ass. I am touchin this shyt and tell her:

"Get in the backseat :smugfavre:"

AND SHE IS LIKE: "WHAT? :leon:"

I immediately feel that fat L approaching. I am like:

"What the fukk do you think I called you for?" :beli:

I am gonna compress the shyt she told but basically she said that I am too confident and that it is not her type. She said she got a lot of male friends with whom she just talks and they don't try to fukk her. :beli:

I told her she must have some gay azz friends and rolled the fukk outta there. :shaq2:
 

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I dont have her pics. She asked me why I didn't holla at her 3 years ago and why I do it now.

bytch just siiit on this diick :shaq2:
 

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This. :pachaha:

And why didn't you just chill and take the chick home to fuk?

She already was lettin you see the ass and all that....you need to learn when to play the game.

You damn near tried to rape the bish. :laff:

Your aggressiveness turned her off. Learn to take shyt slow, sometimes. :laugh:

Well she knew me way before so she was familiar with my character. I wouldn't do that to a random bytch from the street though.

But she said that she never found me sexually attractive. :leon:

I mean I didnt even had a chance :smugfavre:
 

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Well she knew me way before so she was familiar with my character. I wouldn't do that to a random bytch from the street though.

But she said that she never found me sexually attractive. :leon:

I mean I didnt even had a chance :smugfavre:



Ouch nikka :what::why::wtf:

fukk is wrong with her then. Then why the whole scenario, you talking, and ya'll going down to the basement for her to show you her ass if she not even attracted to you like that?





ehhh women man ..... :manny:
 

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Ouch nikka :what::why::wtf:

fukk is wrong with her then. Then why the whole scenario, you talking, and ya'll going down to the basement for her to show you her ass if she not even attracted to you like that?





ehhh women man ..... :manny:

I know I know...The whole thing got me :what:

I mean I was touching and shaking that ass. Just :what:
 

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Well, your breath probably smells like you're on a roadkill diet, and when she got into an enclosed, hardly ventilated area, your whole chest plate came out your face and permed the invisible tiny hairs on her face.












Take better care of yourself.
 

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Nah you had to talk that g to her tho. A couple sweet nothings and some giggles and you in there breh. If she let you get that far she aint teasing. More like puting the ball in your court and making you make a move. The right move tho.
 

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Well, your breath probably smells like you're on a roadkill diet, and when she got into an enclosed, hardly ventilated area, your whole chest plate came out your face and permed the invisible tiny hairs on her face.












Take better care of yourself.
:snoop:
 

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Nah you had to talk that g to her tho. A couple sweet nothings and some giggles and you in there breh. If she let you get that far she aint teasing. More like puting the ball in your court and making you make a move. The right move tho.

Yeah but bytch told me in my face she doesn't find me sexually attractive :heh: Thats some fukked up teasing.

We'll see how it goes. Time for other options. :youngsabo:
 

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Yeah but bytch told me in my face she doesn't find me sexually attractive :heh: Thats some fukked up teasing.

We'll see how it goes. Time for other options. :youngsabo:

My reply would have been. "Dont have to find me sexually attractive to enjoy sex with me"

She pauses. Either replies or says "ok"

She seems like the type jawn that you gotta use logic on.

"Its makes sense, since you aren't attracted to me, there will be no weird feelings and we can remain friends afterwards"

Use her comments to your advantage.
 
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You had it, or you had to do is simply take her to your crib, or buy a room. Over aggressiveness is never the key, that will only make a woman feel like you are a man whore who would do that to any girl in spite of looks, or place.


Being horny I fukked up so much prime p*ssy I had wrap around my fingers like this, you live and you learn though
 
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