Maxey Changed His Hair So He Could See The Vision-The Official 2024-25 Sixers Season Thread

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Knowing this Bizarro World team they’ll probably have Joel back and have a winning % during this stretch.

why not :ehh: ... this team will find a way to attract more fukkery

  • we draft a fruity nikka nobody wanted, he becomes ROY front runner and fan favorite. Out for season.
  • We sign Yabu randomly. turns out to be the goat role-player. CBA wont let us resign him
  • PG hyperextension 2x...forgets how to shoot
  • Calebs jumper turns into Shake Miltons randomly, he starts hoopin again
  • maxey got swole. career lows
  • Embiid rested after the olympics. We're told everything is cool. He's out for the beginning of the season...oh and he almost beats up a reporter for talking bout his brother/son. Suspended
  • currently a lottery team, but we beat the celtics on xmas, win 8 of 11
  • Embiid sprains his ankle during warmups shootings 3s. We now lost 5 of 7, losing to bums

i cant take any more of this breh....this season feels like its been going on for 8 months

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why not :ehh: ... this team will find a way to attract more fukkery

  • we draft a fruity nikka nobody wanted, he becomes ROY front runner and fan favorite. Out for season.
  • We sign Yabu randomly. turns out to be the goat role-player. CBA wont let us resign him
  • PG hyperextension 2x...forgets how to shoot
  • Calebs jumper turns into Shake Miltons randomly, he starts hoopin again
  • maxey got swole. career lows
  • Embiid rested after the olympics. We're told everything is cool. He's out for the beginning of the season...oh and he almost beats up a reporter for talking bout his brother/son. Suspended
  • currently a lottery team, but we beat the celtics on xmas, win 8 of 11
  • Embiid sprains his ankle during warmups shootings 3s. We now lost 5 of 7, losing to bums

i cant take any more of this breh....this season feels like its been going on for 8 months

1ATA.gif
Don’t forget Oubre having a career night in steals against the Jazz. Then at the end of the game he jams his hand and it gets sprained on a rebound.
Eric Gordon bball IQ reverting to Tony Wroten’s.
PG learns how to shoot again in games that he either fouls out or has foul trouble the whole 2nd half.
Fanbase quits on the team wants it to tank, Embiid magically comes back looking like himself only to disappear again after everyone starts to get hope :mjlol:
 
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Don’t forget Oubre having a career night in steals against the Jazz. Then at the end of the game he jams his hands and it’s gets sprained on a rebound.
Eric Gordon bball IQ reverting to Tony Wroten’s.
PG learns how to shoot again in games that he either fouls out or has foul trouble the whole 2nd half.
Fanbase quits on the team wants it to tanks, Embiid magically comes back with looking like himself only to disappear again after every starts to get hope :mjlol:

thats my new favorite one. Our veteran leader been in foul trouble every game. Fouls out last night, Orlando ends the game on a run and we lose :ahh:
 
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