Meanwhile in a church...

[Behind-the-wheel]

Got me wantin to pray...

 

[WheresWallace]

I remember I went to church at a christening one time and the church venue was big. It was so crowded that they had cameras and flatscreen TVs hanging down so that people could see the dude preaching and shiit. It was about the size of a college lecture room. The congregation was diverse. Ages ranged from young people to old people, a lot of people dressed up but some people came dressed in t-shirts and shiit (hood muhfuuckas).

Anyway, I came late because Im not really into the church thing, so the ushers had to find me a seat. They sit me in the row behind some lady. She seemed to be older than me cause Im pretty sure the kid that was sitting next to her (probably about 10 yrs old) was her child. If I was to guess, she was in her mid 30s to mid 40s. But she looked like one of them older women that look REAL good for her age.

Anyway, she's in front of me wearing some kind of dress with a loose fabric. It moved kinda like a sun dress. This lady had a slim upper body but a thick lower body and she had the phattest ass. So, through out the service people kept standing up when they were feelin what the pastor was saying, kinda like this.... Everybody in the church was doing this randomly.

The problem was, this lady was directly in my line of sight to the front of the church. So when she stood up her ass was literally all I could see. Then to make it worse she would do that church hop while she was standing and the hop was making her ass cheeks clap (without making the sound).

So her ass cheeks were clappin in front of me and I had to try my hardest (don't ask me how) to not look at her ass, or at least not get caught looking at her ass. Throughout the whole service she was sitting down, standing up jiggling in that dress, then she would start hopping, then sitting back down.

I had on slacks too... I had to think about some pretty terrible things to keep from standing up in full salute.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Baby girl just blessed, she can't hide all that junk in the trunk.

God bless her

 

[Wink Beaufield]

That's that straight from the club into the church dress she got on.

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

I remember I went to church at a christening one time and the church venue was big. It was so crowded that they had cameras and flatscreen TVs hanging down so that people could see the dude preaching and shiit. It was about the size of a college lecture room. The congregation was diverse. Ages ranged from young people to old people, a lot of people dressed up but some people came dressed in t-shirts and shiit (hood muhfuuckas).

Anyway, I came late because Im not really into the church thing, so the ushers had to find me a seat. They sit me in the row behind some lady. She seemed to be older than me cause Im pretty sure the kid that was sitting next to her (probably about 10 yrs old) was her child. If I was to guess, she was in her mid 30s to mid 40s. But she looked like one of them older women that look REAL good for her age.

Anyway, she's in front of me wearing some kind of dress with a loose fabric. It moved kinda like a sun dress. This lady had a slim upper body but a thick lower body and she had the phattest ass. So, through out the service people kept standing up when they were feelin what the pastor was saying, kinda like this.... Everybody in the church was doing this randomly.

The problem was, this lady was directly in my line of sight to the front of the church. So when she stood up her ass was literally all I could see. Then to make it worse she would do that church hop while she was standing and the hop was making her ass cheeks clap (without making the sound).

So her ass cheeks were clappin in front of me and I had to try my hardest (don't ask me how) to not look at her ass, or at least not get caught looking at her ass. Throughout the whole service she was sitting down, standing up jiggling in that dress, then she would start hopping, then sitting back down.

I had on slacks too... I had to think about some pretty terrible things to keep from standing up in full salute.

ROFL!! That has been every damn sunday for me for the past 10 years bruh!!
I'm so glad my church just closed simply because I'll be out the doghouse from now on. I've been in trouble soo many damn times with my wife for checkin out all the shaking booty and t*ts in my former church...

 

[WheresWallace]

ROFL!! That has been every damn sunday for me for the past 10 years bruh!!
I'm so glad my church just closed simply because I'll be out the doghouse from now on. I've been in trouble soo many damn times with my wife for checkin out all the shaking booty and t*ts in my former church...

It's insane breh. Like, her ass was like 3 feet in front of my face. Now if you see that shyt every sunday then your church must have an attractive ass congregation. (don't ask me how.)

 

[Regine Hunter]

 

[newworldafro]

The OP is reading passionately from the BOOK OF LUKE chap 6 verse 9:

"Thy lord sayeth a woman's FACE IS DOWN thou A$$ UP"....

Puts in toolbox to make her laugh and ..... open up

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

It's insane breh. Like, her ass was like 3 feet in front of my face. Now if you see that shyt every sunday then your church must have an attractive ass congregation. (don't ask me how.)

Bruh, I got folders....FOLDERS...of slick pics and videos of all the ass in my old church.

 

[Bigtymer301]

Bruh, I got folders....FOLDERS...of slick pics and videos of all the ass in my old church.

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[Behind-the-wheel]

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[FeloniousMonk]

Pic in 1st post look like some shyt she may have wore to the club the night before..

 

[Calmye]

Smh the black church is embarrassing
Rocking that dress to church, taking a pic like that in church, kids not facing that choir.

So many things wrong in this one picture

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