Meltzer callers bury vanilla midgets :sadmelzter:

[Scotch Hall]

 

[Capo Dei Capi]

I don't like guys who are 3 foot doing head-scissors that's they only move

 

[The G.O.D II]

:vanillamidgetslol: Appoved

 

[HipHopStan]

I'm just curious TSC brehs...did you all really find Eddie Guerrero or even Chris Benoit matches (circumstances which ultimately can't be ignored aside) not entertaining? Even Dean and Perry's matches? I'm just curious. I'm not arguing. I just want to know if you all really felt their matches were boring or unimpressive.

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

I'm just curious TSC brehs...did you all really find Eddie Guerrero or even Chris Benoit matches (circumstances which ultimately can't be ignored aside) not entertaining? Even Dean and Perry's matches? I'm just curious. I'm not arguing. I just want to know if you all really felt their matches were boring or unimpressive.

Eddie Matches were really entertaining. But IMO those guys shouldn't even be in this group...they were completely Jacked and roided out and build like tanks...they weren't vanilla at all and even despite their height, their build made them look like they belonged in the ring with bigger guys and were legit threats.

MIZ, for example, cant say that.

 

[PYRRHUS 88]

I never enjoyed a single Benoit match ever. Hated everything about him

 

[JohnB]

I love all of em but this got me dyin

 

[Heelish]

"From what you heard of the TLC match, does Benoit have trouble reaching the Tag Team titles?"

"If he wins King of the Ring, do you think he'll have trouble putting on a crown?"

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

I saw Benoit in person. He did not look like a guy to be fukked with. His arms were fukkin ripped. His neck was huge. He looked like a crazy fukk. Later on this was confirmed...

 

[Henzo]

"I'd pay extra to keep the luchadores and the Japanese off the card"

*awkward Dave giggle*
*hangs up on the guy*

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

id assume that nash was referring almost directly to a guy like malenko, since he basically had no gimmick and very little mic time..(at least benoit was the "rabid wolverine")..but i really liked malenko and thought he was great. i could see what nash meant in regards to some guys but i think, at some point, if your ring work is good enough, that could carry you and get you over

 

[Premeditated]

lol @ these callers

 

[Miracle Violence]

That's Nova (Simon Dean) prank calling Dave. He's mocking people who actually think that way.

 

[Mikael Blowpiff]

Benoit wasn't a vanilla midget. He looked like he'd snap and kill someone in real life. Then...

Anyways, a real vanilla midget would be... Roderick Strong or Davey Richards or one of those other guys that does finisher spamming in real matches for cheap pops because they don't have the psychology chops to make the crowd give a shyt.