Bruh what I'm about to say should belong in tha 'ever been oblivious to a chick's advances?' thread, but fukk it. This story right here should show you how I am when it comes to recieving compliments.
When i was in middle school there was this girl. We'll just call her D so don't nobody know who I'm talkin bout. She was black/mexican mix, but if u seen her and heard her talk u would assume she was just a lightskin black girl. Yeah i admit she had a cute face

but goddamn i'd be lyin if i ain't tell u she had tha body of a high school senior.

Slim waist, fat ass, alldat.
So anyway one day we had to dress in formal attire for our 8th grade awards day ceremony, for what reason idk why,

but in my mind i was like

because all my formal clothes were old and i barely had any tht still fit me. I ended up having to wear a black jacket with navy blue pants and my old church shoes.
Once I get to school and get settled down my dawg (we'll call him M) M sees me n says:
"Damn MJ u over there lookin like an army general."
In my mind I'm

cuz tha jokes are already starting and I just wanna get this shyt over with. At some point later on in tha day our grade is meeting in tha hallway to line up for tha awards ceremony. As this is goin on D manages to see me in my outfit. As i turned around i happened to see her lookin at me with tha

expression. At this point i had tha

look on my face cuz i wasn't expecting her 2 be lookin at me like tht. I don't remember exactly what she said, but she then proceeds to tell me, while maintaining tht exact facial expression, something to tha effect of:
"shyt mj, you lookin sharp today, i see you."
Now i was truly confused.

In my mind i didnt really think girls liked me like tht. So i rationalized as her tryna set me up 4 tha okey doke.

In order to save face i told her "Ahh I see u got jokes now."

In my mind i was like 'I'm always one step ahead bytch'

cuz i thought i had sidestepped tha incoming curve i thought i was gon get from her.
I was dead wrong.
After my response she got this confused and annoyed look on her face

and said 'i wasn't even joking.'
At this point i felt as if tha detective from menace ii society sat me down in front of a table, sat across from me and told me to my face
I thought i had shyt figured out.
I thought i was one step ahead.
I just ended up makin an ass of myself by makin shyt more awkward than it had to be.
