Damn so you get wet from having a dikk in your mouth...that some sexy ass shyt
Men.. Ladies.. Define "bad sex"
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ChrisDorner
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If yo dikk don't get hard when u eatin p*ssy she must not be enjoying itDamn so you get wet from having a dikk in your mouth...that some sexy ass shyt
Seeing her squirm when I lick that clit be having me rock solid
Eating p*ssy turns me on, but I wouldn't be able to get off though... But when I hear a chick saying she gets wet from sucking a cock, that'll get me hard as fukk, may not even make it to penetration..If yo dikk don't get hard when u eatin p*ssy she must not be enjoying it
Seeing her squirm when I lick that clit be having me rock solid
Getting head and looking down knowing every moment of it is getting her off
duckbutta
eienaar van mans
A woman who just lays there...
A woman who does not enjoy giving oral and does everything to make you not enjoy it...using teeth...akward hand job inbetween sucking...man i had this one chick...jeses christ this fukking bytch
...it would be like 10 seconds of head...15 seconds of awkward handjob with left hand...stop...left hand comes up again...then switch to right hand...underhanded...20 seconds of handjob...then look at me like "you good"...i aint never want to punch a woman so much in my life...
Any woman who is like...oh that hurts...nah i can't lay on my side that long...hold on I'm starting to sweat...
Prudes...
A woman who does not enjoy giving oral and does everything to make you not enjoy it...using teeth...akward hand job inbetween sucking...man i had this one chick...jeses christ this fukking bytch
...it would be like 10 seconds of head...15 seconds of awkward handjob with left hand...stop...left hand comes up again...then switch to right hand...underhanded...20 seconds of handjob...then look at me like "you good"...i aint never want to punch a woman so much in my life...Any woman who is like...oh that hurts...nah i can't lay on my side that long...hold on I'm starting to sweat...
Prudes...
when she doesnt know to position her legs, or bounce back or off rhythm. its supposed to be a dance, move WITH me you dead fukking fish.
Any foul smell is a dead giveaway for limp bizkit.
I enjoy doing most of the work I just hate when females don't understand that we are multitasking...whether it be the box being good as hell and mentally not trying to bust quick...using professor X mind tricks
thinking of other things...while your socks are loose as hell slipping at the edge of the bed or you get a cramp in your leg or pulling out to cool down the gun
Getting head and she doesn't know to get sloppy with it and dry strokes it
if you get yours and she doesn't get hers and she still wants you to help after...knowing damn well if she got hers she'd instantly expect you to get the "warm towel"
right at the moment of climax and you let that egg nog fly
and she doesn't keep stroking to finish and leaves it there and you gotta keep going
I enjoy doing most of the work I just hate when females don't understand that we are multitasking...whether it be the box being good as hell and mentally not trying to bust quick...using professor X mind tricks
thinking of other things...while your socks are loose as hell slipping at the edge of the bed or you get a cramp in your leg or pulling out to cool down the gunGetting head and she doesn't know to get sloppy with it and dry strokes it
if you get yours and she doesn't get hers and she still wants you to help after...knowing damn well if she got hers she'd instantly expect you to get the "warm towel"
right at the moment of climax and you let that egg nog fly
and she doesn't keep stroking to finish and leaves it there and you gotta keep going
Behind-the-wheel
Living dead
Bad Sex
(that I've experienced...some multiples in the same female)
- Loosey goosey
- Bad smell
- Boring in bed
- "Silent Bob" action
- Virgin
- High Pitch Squealer
- Funny sounds
- Dry vag
- "Jungle vag" (So hairy you can't see shyt...)
- "Klingon p*ssy" (p*ssy so concentrated and strong smellin that shyt don't come off for days and ya boys be wondering where you been...)
- Predictable sex
(that I've experienced...some multiples in the same female)
- Loosey goosey
- Bad smell
- Boring in bed
- "Silent Bob" action
- Virgin
- High Pitch Squealer
- Funny sounds
- Dry vag
- "Jungle vag" (So hairy you can't see shyt...)
- "Klingon p*ssy" (p*ssy so concentrated and strong smellin that shyt don't come off for days and ya boys be wondering where you been...)
- Predictable sex
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force. any time it's forced, it's bad. if you ever get that feeling 