I never knew this

Then again i never knew men could have UTI's until i had it a few times and was convinced this chick gave me some type of STD.

Even tho my doctor kept telling me it wasnt an STD i was pissed and was ready to hunt down that only brawd i knew i fukked raw

. After I had it a few times my doctor was like
"okay if you wont take my word (which is backed up by test results) for it i'm referring you to a Eurologist just because".
The eurologyst confirmed that what i was getting was indeed UTI's... so i had to apologize to the chick and my doctor

The chick just laughed it off and said
"we cool. Now you owe me dinner..."
My doctor was like
"No offense taken.
But I'm curious what you be doing out there that has you convinced you have an STD everytime these come up" 
I was like
"mind ya business, doc" 
But doctors told me that i should make an effort to pee within a couple of hours from having sex. Bad thing is i rarely pee since i dont drink enough water so to me peeing more than twice in a day is a lot.