Microsoft's idea of severance pay is a free Lumia 630

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Microsoft's idea of severance pay is a free Lumia 630

BY DANIEL COOPER 8/7/2014


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If your firm, like Microsoft, was preparing huge layoffs, you'd expect a sweet incentive to leave, like a fat check, or the right to rob the stationery cupboard guilt-free. For workers at a former Nokia factory in China, however, the reward on offer's a little less than spectacular. MarketWatch is reporting that Microsoft is offering workers in a former Nokia factory a free Lumia 630 if they apply for the company's voluntary resignation scheme. The handsets are being handed out on a first come, first served basis, with the first 300 employees to leave each day bagging one of the phones. Of course, given that the low-end handset retails for the equivalent of $130, it's hardly the gold watch and golf club membership you'd expect to leave your job with.

http://www.engadget.com/2014/08/07/microsoft-chinese-workers-lumia-630-to-quit/

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The stooges are entering....it's about to get comical







"I'd much rather have that phone than a career, Microsoft is so generous"

I don't recall Sony giving folk shyt after letting them go in its many waves of lay offs over the past few years:


http://playeressence.com/sony-is-forecasting-a-loss-of-1-1-billion-will-cut-5000-jobs/

http://kotaku.com/5901280/sony-fires-10000-employees

http://www.latimes.com/entertainmen...mployees-technology-group-20140122-story.html

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:mjlol: you ruthless bro. Slaying the mentally unfortunate.

hilarious that one of the dumbest posters to ever grace the coli has the audacity to label another poster dumb.

Just because your the smartest kid in special ed doesn't make you shyt in the big leagues buddy. Take your gold star and walk your ass back to the nebraskan corn field you crawled out of.
 

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hilarious that one of the dumbest posters to ever grace the coli has the audacity to label another poster dumb.

Just because your the smartest kid in special ed doesn't make you shyt in the big leagues buddy. Take your gold star and walk your ass back to the nebraskan corn field you crawled out of.
looks like someone is :umad:

I know i hit a nerve. The audacity of you getting raped repeatedly by Microsoft yet supporting them like a battered house wife. :mindblown:
 

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Sony couldn't afford to keep the people, how the fukk they gonna afford giving them free phones, you dumb motherfukker?

 
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