Now if you aint ready to actually seriously break down a goddamn Lil Wayne album, and if you're holding some sort of condescending prejudices about those who choose to listen to his music, or if you're just a bytch ass nikka...
Can we continue?
Starting from the jump.
1: Intro
Let's pretend that the beat for the Intro/Interlude/Outro isn't dope as fukk. I've heard discussions that said that Wayne's verse out of all 3 was the worst. I mean....if you say so. But if you ask me. THEY ALL WENT IN. What do you want on the intro? I feel as if this track is just Wayne giving his fans what they want, which is some mixtape flows over a dirty beat, before he got into the meat &potatoes(R&Bpop tracks for white bytches). But he snapped on this, I feel. A couple lines (You faker than some titties, you get titty fukked
) landed flat but he killed it wit a few, including the final few of the song
2: Blunt Blowin
Hmmmm...this is a song that I like, but I feel I could like more. If they went into letting the beat drop earleir than it did, it could probably save the song. Wayne was just talking a lot of nothing with no really remarkable bars during the beginning, which really fukked up the song IMO. Luckily the verse isn't that long, but still....I remember hearing it my first time and almost turning it before the beat dropped. But when the beat drops
And I'm a--- Lemme tell you. I have spit many an ugly ass flow to this beat right here. Young Dro coulda took this beat and made a semi-banger
3: MegaMan: The first 4 bars are the hottest thing on this track. I feel as though Wayne hopped on this shyt, realized he wasn't ready, and had the
face while giving it all he got
It wasn't a bad song, really. But fukk. Doesnt really seem like an album beat either. Mostly regurgitating bars he's said before. That whole shyt leading up to "Birdman Jr Got the world in my wingspan" line was dope. But after that it slowly goes down to territory
4: 6 Foot 7 Foot
- All that needs to really be said. If you hate on this track, like if you actually hate on this shyt, you're a fukking buster. Real shyt. I know this song isn't really "LOVED", but this is the last time I saw his flow spastic but still be good.
5: Nightmares from the Bottom
This shyt just seems like filler nowadays when I listen to it. Its like his frame of thought was: Idea- Being deep. Concept- How Weezy F((law)(<- nope)) Beat is dope, if its for like.....I dunno. A women's R&B group
6: She Will
My nikka tell me you aint hear this song drunk in the bar/club/wherever and throw on the
face at ANY bytch. You'd be a GODDAMN lie. You don't gotta lie to fam, fam.
This was the track of 2011, for real, if you ask me. Maybe because it connected to my rapey thought entirely too closely. But fukk. It had a dark, yet bouncy beat. During fall/winter, it was exactly that song you wanted to hear when you started feeling the liquor a lil bit in your stomach, and that girl you shouldn't be talking to starts talking to you.
Oh yeah, the track. Its dirty as fukk. Drake kills the hook, as we all knew he would as soon as we saw what the title was. "I TELL HER"
7: How to Hate
How about....we just make this a T-Pain song. It would have been alrite just by itself on his own album or something. But goddamn, Wayne. "When it Waynes it pours". The punchlines are gross in this, man. Its like this was bound to be a throwaway track, tho I really do fukk wit the hook. I dunno. Struggle hoe song
BTW Coconut anything is gross. Ciroc is overrated already. Coconut dat is grossa
8: Interlude
I LOVE TECH N9NE! HE'S SO MUCH BETTER THAN THESE THUGS THAT RAP ABOUT HOES, MONEY, CHAINS, AND DRUGS ALL THE TIME
But nah, he really did snap on this shyt. Maybe I"m just more sympathetic to nikkas who rap super duper fast all the time, but fukk. He went in on it. Oh yeah. 3K was on this mothafukka too. Laziest guest verse from him the past decade. So..out of like 4 verses the past decade this was the worst of his. ()
Nah, it was lazy as fukk
9: John
Feel like this came on too late to really get too big like the rest of the songs with beats identical to it. Not a big fan of anything going on in this track, but its one of those, "Nah, don't turn that shyt" type of songs.
10: Abortion
I have a secret to tell you.
I love this motherfukking track, no joke. I feel like he went harder on this shyt than any other, and I love the hook. I almost feel as if I was inceptioned into thinking so, because looking at the song and breaking it down, I really don't see as if it is that great. But from the beginning from where he said he was ashing his blunt in his grammy award....then the gravy/jelly joke....breh. I WAS IN.
This, to me, is one of those songs where you're like, "WHY WASNT THIS A HIT???"
For Wayne music, I thought this might blow up for some reason, and I really don't know what that reason is. But....
11: So Special
Heh. I like hearing this song maybe....4-5 times a year when I'm simping over a bytch. I can't even talk much about this shyt tho, cause I'll hit my phonebook up and find an ex to text bout eating the coochie
12: How to Love
I feel like I shouldnt even cover this bytch cause I know nikkas would clown me, call me a cac, c00n, jitterbug, munkeenikka, but....lol whatever
I HEAR THIS TRACK AND WANT TO SERENADE EVERY bytch IN THE WORLD. Why is there NOT a remix with Chris Brown? Biggest mistake in the fukking world, breh. They would have crushed buildings, p*ssy, and p*ssy's p*ssy. I've been drinking, in case you havent noticed by now. AT 11 AM drinking and pretending to review the carter 4 I'm a sad individual, I know.
That part in thi ssong from about 2:04 and the next 10-15 seconds makes me just wanna save hoes tho breh. Classic song. Will be played at wedding
13: President Carter
This is where I was hoping for Jay-Hova da GAWD collab part 2. But nah, okay, its cool, Wayne. But honestly, the track is just boring to me sometimes. If I'm adhd on blow or just trying to get amped up for no reason, I can't really listen to this. It feels like a song that would be played during a Breaking Bad montage though. Seriously. Listen to it while watching a Breaking Bad montage on youtube. (nah I just did it. It works nikka)
14: It's Good
GIMME 3 WISHES
Wait doe. Drake Griffin?
Why...was he tryna take a nikka out on a date?
Your girl a fakkit? Why you gotta say fakkit just to rhyme potato salad? That crucial?
Its like Wayne was trying his hardest to make it a wack song.
15: Outro
Bun BBBBBBBBBBB
Thanks for finishing this shyt off for us, cuz. He kept the flow up the whole thing, then Nas came in wit the echo and had a nikka like
AND KILLED THE FLOW
Wayne had dudes comin out, trying to SHOW HIM THE fukk UP. But they killed this shyt. Including Busta, I guess. I'm just happy I dont have to hear that nikka every day nowadays.
So...., in HINDSIGHT, and I suggest you relisten to this album via Spotify or whatever as you read, THE CARTER IV......
Can we continue?
Starting from the jump.
1: Intro
Let's pretend that the beat for the Intro/Interlude/Outro isn't dope as fukk. I've heard discussions that said that Wayne's verse out of all 3 was the worst. I mean....if you say so. But if you ask me. THEY ALL WENT IN. What do you want on the intro? I feel as if this track is just Wayne giving his fans what they want, which is some mixtape flows over a dirty beat, before he got into the meat &potatoes(R&Bpop tracks for white bytches). But he snapped on this, I feel. A couple lines (You faker than some titties, you get titty fukked
) landed flat but he killed it wit a few, including the final few of the song2: Blunt Blowin
Hmmmm...this is a song that I like, but I feel I could like more. If they went into letting the beat drop earleir than it did, it could probably save the song. Wayne was just talking a lot of nothing with no really remarkable bars during the beginning, which really fukked up the song IMO. Luckily the verse isn't that long, but still....I remember hearing it my first time and almost turning it before the beat dropped. But when the beat drops
And I'm a--- Lemme tell you. I have spit many an ugly ass flow to this beat right here. Young Dro coulda took this beat and made a semi-banger
3: MegaMan: The first 4 bars are the hottest thing on this track. I feel as though Wayne hopped on this shyt, realized he wasn't ready, and had the
face while giving it all he gotIt wasn't a bad song, really. But fukk. Doesnt really seem like an album beat either. Mostly regurgitating bars he's said before. That whole shyt leading up to "Birdman Jr Got the world in my wingspan" line was dope. But after that it slowly goes down to
territory4: 6 Foot 7 Foot
- All that needs to really be said. If you hate on this track, like if you actually hate on this shyt, you're a fukking buster. Real shyt. I know this song isn't really "LOVED", but this is the last time I saw his flow spastic but still be good.5: Nightmares from the Bottom
This shyt just seems like filler nowadays when I listen to it. Its like his frame of thought was: Idea- Being deep. Concept- How Weezy F((law)(<- nope)) Beat is dope, if its for like.....I dunno. A women's R&B group
6: She Will
My nikka tell me you aint hear this song drunk in the bar/club/wherever and throw on the
face at ANY bytch. You'd be a GODDAMN lie. You don't gotta lie to fam, fam.This was the track of 2011, for real, if you ask me. Maybe because it connected to my rapey thought entirely too closely. But fukk. It had a dark, yet bouncy beat. During fall/winter, it was exactly that song you wanted to hear when you started feeling the liquor a lil bit in your stomach, and that girl you shouldn't be talking to starts talking to you.
Oh yeah, the track. Its dirty as fukk. Drake kills the hook, as we all knew he would as soon as we saw what the title was. "I TELL HER"
7: How to Hate
How about....we just make this a T-Pain song. It would have been alrite just by itself on his own album or something. But goddamn, Wayne. "When it Waynes it pours". The punchlines are gross in this, man. Its like this was bound to be a throwaway track, tho I really do fukk wit the hook. I dunno. Struggle hoe song
BTW Coconut anything is gross. Ciroc is overrated already. Coconut dat is grossa
8: Interlude
I LOVE TECH N9NE! HE'S SO MUCH BETTER THAN THESE THUGS THAT RAP ABOUT HOES, MONEY, CHAINS, AND DRUGS ALL THE TIME
But nah, he really did snap on this shyt. Maybe I"m just more sympathetic to nikkas who rap super duper fast all the time, but fukk. He went in on it. Oh yeah. 3K was on this mothafukka too. Laziest guest verse from him the past decade. So..out of like 4 verses the past decade this was the worst of his. (
)Nah, it was lazy as fukk
9: John
Feel like this came on too late to really get too big like the rest of the songs with beats identical to it. Not a big fan of anything going on in this track, but its one of those, "Nah, don't turn that shyt" type of songs.
10: Abortion
I have a secret to tell you.
YA NAME IS UNIMPORTANT WE IN THE BELLY OF THE BEAST
AN WHAAA
AND SHE THINKIN BOUT ABORTION
AN WHAAA
AND SHE THINKIN BOUT ABORTION
I love this motherfukking track, no joke. I feel like he went harder on this shyt than any other, and I love the hook. I almost feel as if I was inceptioned into thinking so, because looking at the song and breaking it down, I really don't see as if it is that great. But from the beginning from where he said he was ashing his blunt in his grammy award....then the gravy/jelly joke....breh. I WAS IN.
This, to me, is one of those songs where you're like, "WHY WASNT THIS A HIT???"
For Wayne music, I thought this might blow up for some reason, and I really don't know what that reason is. But....
11: So Special
Heh. I like hearing this song maybe....4-5 times a year when I'm simping over a bytch. I can't even talk much about this shyt tho, cause I'll hit my phonebook up and find an ex to text bout eating the coochie
12: How to Love
I feel like I shouldnt even cover this bytch cause I know nikkas would clown me, call me a cac, c00n, jitterbug, munkeenikka, but....lol whatever
I HEAR THIS TRACK AND WANT TO SERENADE EVERY bytch IN THE WORLD. Why is there NOT a remix with Chris Brown? Biggest mistake in the fukking world, breh. They would have crushed buildings, p*ssy, and p*ssy's p*ssy. I've been drinking, in case you havent noticed by now. AT 11 AM drinking and pretending to review the carter 4 I'm a sad individual, I know.
That part in thi ssong from about 2:04 and the next 10-15 seconds makes me just wanna save hoes tho breh. Classic song. Will be played at wedding
13: President Carter
This is where I was hoping for Jay-Hova da GAWD collab part 2. But nah, okay, its cool, Wayne. But honestly, the track is just boring to me sometimes. If I'm adhd on blow or just trying to get amped up for no reason, I can't really listen to this. It feels like a song that would be played during a Breaking Bad montage though. Seriously. Listen to it while watching a Breaking Bad montage on youtube. (nah I just did it. It works nikka)
14: It's Good
GIMME 3 WISHES
Wait doe. Drake Griffin?
Why...was he tryna take a nikka out on a date?
Your girl a fakkit? Why you gotta say fakkit just to rhyme potato salad? That crucial?
Its like Wayne was trying his hardest to make it a wack song.
15: Outro
Bun BBBBBBBBBBB
Thanks for finishing this shyt off for us, cuz. He kept the flow up the whole thing, then Nas came in wit the echo and had a nikka like
AND KILLED THE FLOW
Wayne had dudes comin out, trying to SHOW HIM THE fukk UP. But they killed this shyt. Including Busta, I guess. I'm just happy I dont have to hear that nikka every day nowadays.
So...., in HINDSIGHT, and I suggest you relisten to this album via Spotify or whatever as you read, THE CARTER IV......
8/10 TOES
