Minus Jon Jones, Anderson Silva, & GSP, UFC is softcore **** porn.

George's Dilemma

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I didn't realize the Froch/Kessler fight was in the UK, so I missed tbe fight. Gawt Damm to hell time zones! I wanted to see that fight! No big deal I figured as the UFC had a heavyweight lineup tonight. So leading up to the main event was four or five fights of softcore homosexual porn. Joe Rogan was like......

Ohhhhh! He's rubbin his dikk against him! I think he's gonna insert! I think he's gonna insert!

He better figure out something soon, otherwise this fight is over. Especially if he figures out a way to grind his dikk on Trujillo's goatee. Ohhhhhhhh!!! He's got him in the cock-block!!!


And that was the preliminary events. Then here comes the main event.........Super-Sureno vs. Abe "Corky"Lincoln in a title match that should have been named Mi Vida Loca meets Life Goes On. Corky got knocked the fukk out in the first round. All that waiting around, and for what?!?! You'd have to be a dikk-head to pay for a UFC PPV.
 

Dominic Brehetto

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how you gonna say minus gsp whe n all he does the last few years is lay n pray,guy has the most boring fights in the entire company.

and pretty much the entire heavyweight division keeps it stand the entire fight
 

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What a fakkit that's what you think about when you're watching UFC.

Do you know anything about wrestling? Jiu-jitsu?
 

DougFunnY

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Wrong section. And the OP CLEARLY didn't see UFC 160 last night. Just saying. Dos Santos is "that nikka"
 
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