Molting season is WOAT!

[Canada Goose]

Since molting season started I shed my flying feathers and now I can't fly


Turns out this happens to all Canadian gooses



I told my Pigeon homies from my old flock and they was like....

Me:


Me and my kids mother is having a tough time handling this, she snapped at me earlier

Evolve brehs


Be a goose brehs

 

[Remote]

I have to be honest with you breh.

Geese are fukking useless. Nobody likes them. Nobody finds them cute. You can't make them into pets. And they shyt everywhere.
EVERYWHERE.

You know how many times I had to side step goose shyt on a baseball field growing up?
If it were up to me, I'd eradicate every last one of them, along with mosquitos and giraffes.

I mean...no disrespect....but this was totally disrespectful.
It had to be said though.

 

[Canada Goose]

I have to be honest with you breh.

Geese are fukking useless. Nobody likes them. Nobody finds them cute. You can't make them into pets. And they shyt everywhere.
EVERYWHERE.

You know how many times I had to side step goose shyt on a baseball field growing up?
If it were up to me, I'd eradicate every last one of them, along with mosquitos and giraffes.

I mean...no disrespect....but this was totally disrespectful.
It had to be said though.

I had the same stuff said to me when I was a Pigeon :


I'm used to being a hated bird

 

[Baka's Weird Case]

I had the same stuff said to me when I was a Pigeon :


I'm used to being a hated bird

even if you in a benz you still a pigeon, or a goose

 

[Baka's Weird Case]

I have to be honest with you breh.

Geese are fukking useless. Nobody likes them. Nobody finds them cute. You can't make them into pets. And they shyt everywhere.
EVERYWHERE.

You know how many times I had to side step goose shyt on a baseball field growing up?
If it were up to me, I'd eradicate every last one of them, along with mosquitos and giraffes.

I mean...no disrespect....but this was totally disrespectful.
It had to be said though.

why giraffes?

 

[Remote]

why giraffes?

They're fukkin goofy, man.
Honestly, what point do they even serve?

They're ugly. You ever just look at a giraffe's head? It's like if a retarded horse ate a horseshoe. You can't ride them. They don't even fight in a cool way. They just swing their heads at each other...it's like the animal version of a sword fight. Not real swords. Penis sword fights. It's awful.

Does giraffe meat even taste good? If it does, that might be their only redeeming quality. And even still, it's not gonna be better than a cow burger.
Giraffes are the dikkhead cousins of zebras, another animal I'd totally be cool with getting rid of. Zebras actually do look dope though.

 

[I AM WE ARE]

I have to be honest with you breh.

Geese are fukking useless. Nobody likes them. Nobody finds them cute. You can't make them into pets. And they shyt everywhere.
EVERYWHERE.

You know how many times I had to side step goose shyt on a baseball field growing up?
If it were up to me, I'd eradicate every last one of them, along with mosquitos and giraffes.

I mean...no disrespect....but this was totally disrespectful.
It had to be said though.

why giraffes?

They're fukkin goofy, man.
Honestly, what point do they even serve?

They're ugly. You ever just look at a giraffe's head? It's like if a retarded horse ate a horseshoe. You can't ride them. They don't even fight in a cool way. They just swing their heads at each other...it's like the animal version of a sword fight. Not real swords. Penis sword fights. It's awful.

Does giraffe meat even taste good? If it does, that might be their only redeeming quality. And even still, it's not gonna be better than a cow burger.
Giraffes are the dikkhead cousins of zebras, another animal I'd totally be cool with getting rid of. Zebras actually do look dope though.

Who gone watch them eggs

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

For a second I thought this thread said "mating season is WOAT", we was going to have some words. But carry on mate

 

[LeaveMyHairLineAlone]

They're fukkin goofy, man.
Honestly, what point do they even serve?

They're ugly. You ever just look at a giraffe's head? It's like if a retarded horse ate a horseshoe

I bet this giraffe could still eat more then you on Tinder

 

[Remote]

I bet this giraffe could still eat more then you on Tinder

Giraffes have long tongues and Tinder has hoes and hoes love tongue work.

Gorilla Set and I walk a higher path, son.

 

[GPBear]

I had the same stuff said to me when I was a Pigeon :


I'm used to being a hated bird

I didn’t know pigeons could revolve into geese on some Pokémon shyt

 

[Baka's Weird Case]

They're fukkin goofy, man.
Honestly, what point do they even serve?

They're ugly. You ever just look at a giraffe's head? It's like if a retarded horse ate a horseshoe. You can't ride them. They don't even fight in a cool way. They just swing their heads at each other...it's like the animal version of a sword fight. Not real swords. Penis sword fights. It's awful.

Does giraffe meat even taste good? If it does, that might be their only redeeming quality. And even still, it's not gonna be better than a cow burger.
Giraffes are the dikkhead cousins of zebras, another animal I'd totally be cool with getting rid of. Zebras actually do look dope though.

I bet this giraffe could still eat more then you on Tinder

funny thing about this...

a friend was staying over my place this weekend who works at a zoo. she described how male giraffes "court" female ones

the male hits the female in her stomache with his neck. he does this because it makes her pee. he then drinks the pee, which is how he can tell if she can reproduce.

*hits stomache with neck* CAN I GET YOU PREGNANT bytch

 

[Remote]

funny thing about this...

a friend was staying over my place this weekend who works at a zoo. she described how male giraffes "court" female ones

the male hits the female in her stomache with his neck. he does this because it makes her pee. he then drinks the pee, which is how he can tell if she can reproduce.

*hits stomache with neck* CAN I GET YOU PREGNANT bytch

See what I mean?

Sick fukks. I bet people like Jeffrey Epstein evolved from giraffes 200,000 thousand years ago. That’s probably where all this degenerate stuff came from.

 

[Warren Peace]

I have to be honest with you breh.

Geese are fukking useless. Nobody likes them. Nobody finds them cute. You can't make them into pets. And they shyt everywhere.
EVERYWHERE.

You know how many times I had to side step goose shyt on a baseball field growing up?
If it were up to me, I'd eradicate every last one of them, along with mosquitos and giraffes.

I mean...no disrespect....but this was totally disrespectful.
It had to be said though.

You can’t even kill them where I live. I just wanna let my Rottweiler eat the whole flock while I back him up

 

[Remote]

You can’t even kill them where I live. I just wanna let my Rottweiler eat the whole flock while I back him up

You know what bothers me about Rottweilers?

Why aren’t they more popular?

I swore when I was a kid you would see Rottweilers all the time. It was that, German Shepherds and Labradors. Then you always had that old Puerto Rican lady who for some stupid fukkin reason has a chihuahua. Always a chihuahua or some tiny ass dog that looked like it hadn’t eaten in 5 weeks. Bark all up in your face but if you stood up that bytch would hide under the dinner table. Half chewing on a chancleta.

At some point everyone decided they wanted pit bulls. It’s fukkin bullshyt.

And I got nothing against pit bulls.

But they’re over represented. And while I’m at it, fukk pugs too. They’re ugly and sickly. Seriously every pug I’ve ever seen looks like it just got out of chemo. Can’t hop up on the couch because they’re weak or too fat. I don’t know. You’re supposed to save me from a burglar? I’m better off with the Rican’s pip squeak chihuahua.

Or better yet, a Rottweiler.