Lucky_Lefty
Dreams Are Colder Than Death...
nikka how? They had the dyke tents in full effect before the approach march into Iraq. $40 a pop got you insideLuckily I never encountered tooooo much fukkery when I was with 101st Airborne
nikka how? They had the dyke tents in full effect before the approach march into Iraq. $40 a pop got you insideLuckily I never encountered tooooo much fukkery when I was with 101st Airborne
YOU MAAAAAD!Officers also get a bigger housing allowance for some fukking reason.

I need to tell me ex fiancée to sign up on here and tell her stories when she worked in XVIII Finance. She had the SPC who was taking money out of everybody’s paycheck on base

This is the truth.
The things I've heard from military women![]()

Just gotta know what you dealing withI wouldn't go near a military chick...ESPECIALLY not Army![]()

You are not ready for Army hoes unless you're truly savage, pimpin and don't care. You will get dragged if you're a respectable young man lol.
(Not really directed at you cause on the board you seem thoro. Just want to give unsuspecting guys a heads up)
Army hoes, are basically nikkas...in mentality.
Lemme tell yall about them "broke army hoes". A army broad, junior enlisted maybe only making 1k every two weeks, but what bills does she have??? Her rent, food, Healthcare, electric, water, are taken care of. All she has is her car, phone and internet. The problem enlisted people encounter is the car note. That broad will have like a 1500 car note lol. And be sending 200 home to her moms or siblings.
Being in the army causes women not to need the financial support of males. They may want some extra, but they don't NEED it.
What this does is cause them to be very sexually liberated lol. You can't shame them by calling them hoe or slut, they'll just call you a incel or give you the. They get their fukk on with multiple people with no shame.
And civilian guys......will have a Army wife and think he's living the life...but since he's not "in the gang" he doesn't know she's getting her back blown out regularly by various soldiers.
I haven't met a Army woman married or single, who wasn't down with fukking on their man yet...
This entire thread makes you give up on humanity
Used to?
shiiiiiiiiiit all you had to do was get married![]()
This. The only ones that make serious money are officers. An O-1 starts at $32,000+, while it takes E-5 and below 8 YEARS to earn that much, and that's the just the base salary. Officers also get a bigger housing allowance for some fukking reason.
Let me drop an example for you un knowing folk, and another fact. My Senior Chief (a Navy E-8) once half-jokingly told this lieutenant (Navy O-3) that he was salty because the LT. made more money than him. Mind you, this Senior Chief had been in for 16 years, while the Lt. had only been in for 8. Numbers wise, the current totals are 64K for the O-3, and 51K for the E-8. THAT'S why you will sometimes see even high-ranking enlisted shacking up with a roommate in high cost areas.
Edit: An E-5 at 5 makes 35k LESS than an O-3 at 5. This is the main reason why I tell people to join the military as an officer. Why damn near kill yourself by carrying heavy shyt up a ladder well for peanuts when you can become middle-class in 4-5 years by being a manager?
We had a dude that used to go to this strip club called bodytap and he used pay strippers to fukk. Problem was its was a restricted area and if he went to the aid station they would have known
So breh used to dump JP8 fuel on himself
Aw shyt I was on the U2 comm/nav shyt was easy then they changed our shift when deployed to 4 on 1 off I was out at Beale only other place we could go was Korea for that aircraft never got orders when I was in though I was waiting only went tdy

MAN! The physically impossible mystery piss puddle in CSM’s office, the water charge booby trap pranks, the ol’ tried and true catch gonorrhea from a girl down the hall get tested for it and go get it from her again cause the p*ssy was “too good”, the cocaine binge and AWOL, the run over 1SG’s golf cart and stay passed out for the whole troop to find you passed out at the wheel, the run over a child in your friends truck then try to blame it on him cause you were drunk, the child porn on a secure battalion laptop, the kill your wife after PT then show up for work like nothing happened, the get your 1sg pregnant then cheat on her with a neighboring company’s XO, the make your civilian husband watch 4 black subordinates gangbang you then move in while the civilian husband pays all the bills, the lose all your money trying to rescue a philippino human trafficking victim but she empties your accounts and runs of with her pimp after you’ve married her, the beat your wife and leave her for your female soldier then beat her too, the get date raped by two Civilian lesbians and wake up on a park bench with an anal prolapse, it goes on, the ol’ get left to die by your best friend with your legs stuck under a Boulder because he’s made he can’t bum a cigarette from you, the find a random fleshlight on the back of C-130 and use it for a year after spraying it with windex once, the buy a new Escalade and Exotic vacation with the squadron medical budget, the move your family into the barracks to save money even though you would make more money outside the barracks and get caught because you beat tour wife, the nose dive off the top of the barracks stairwell hitting every handrail on the way down to get out of a deployment, the sell your soldier highly addictive drugs even though he’s a burglar to pay his bills then push for the highest punishment when he fails a piss test, the have a running shootout with the Afghan police because you got too drunk at a local provincial leadership meeting Then lie and say it was drive by at while covertly collecting human intelligence after your team get shot up... it never stops, it just gets worse. No black soldiers were involved in any of that shyt by the way.
