Moments in your life where 0 F was given
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MenacingMonk
War & Peace
This is perhaps the greatest post I read. I can see you getting out, seeing you're not injured then
Jamal514
In high demand
Just kidding. He's a football player that was in the news recently for assaulting his mother.
The_King_of_Everything
Yeah.
Smack someone food of the conveyiour belt.
Threw a handful of spaghetti in a bytch face once.
Man I'm on my PAC shyt
Threw a handful of spaghetti in a bytch face once.
Man I'm on my PAC shyt
face
Freshman year at Morehouse. Midterms was the same as homecoming week. I was a biology major in a biology honors class and the midterm was on a Wednesday evening. About 1/3 of the way through the test I realized I was going to fail so I marked random answers for the other 2/3 of the test, got up and left. I went to the dorm room, got dressed, and started Pre-gaming for the pretty-nasty party (kappas and omegas). Had a ball that night. Then I withdrew from the Bio class like a week later after getting like a 52 on the test.... Mind you, I was bio major.
Freshman year at Morehouse. Midterms was the same as homecoming week. I was a biology major in a biology honors class and the midterm was on a Wednesday evening. About 1/3 of the way through the test I realized I was going to fail so I marked random answers for the other 2/3 of the test, got up and left. I went to the dorm room, got dressed, and started Pre-gaming for the pretty-nasty party (kappas and omegas). Had a ball that night. Then I withdrew from the Bio class like a week later after getting like a 52 on the test.... Mind you, I was bio major.
what year you went to morehouse and what you know about them vipors?
My freshman year was 05-06 but I was only there for a year... I was on an academic scholarship but my gpa was too low to keep it (had to be a 3.0) and my mom wasn't dropping 25k a year for that performance
But them boys was still kicked off the yard when I was there. A couple dudes I was pretty cool with my freshman did end up pledging later on though.
Bust nuts so good watchin porn, I didnt delete the search history
I've heard nothing but horrible shyt about finance. I'm probably taking it after this fall semester. We only have 2 teachers that teach the intro finance class (the one I need for the business gen ed req) and one of them fails like 70% of their students. The "good" teacher wasn't teaching this fall semester so I was likeBout to walk in to my Finance class and fail the final. IDGAF for two reasons
1. This is my last year, senior year starts in the fall. Three years of hardwork, so that 3.5+ GPA (at a top school in the state) is already cemented. I don't even need a C in this class, I'mma take my D like a man and destroy all the classes in the fall/spring
2. The professor is an absolute a$$hole. Tried my best on the first test, but I don't do well with numbers, which is why I majored in Management and not Finance. If he doesn't give a fukk, neither do I
Not gonna act like I'm winning, but maybe Finance just isn't for me
Gonna fukk shyt up in the fall though
I'm gonna wait until I know I got a good teacher for that shyt
My boy was having a Super Bowl party at his place in Queens (the year the Saints won). This Jamaican girl I was feeling at the time (dime status) was gonna be there and she had said maybe she'd come back to my place after, so you know a nikka was already gassed . We meet there and we're flirting and whatever and then my boy breaks out the alcohol: white zin and Sobieski vodka. Mind you Sobieski is cheap as hell and white zin is disgusting. Nonetheless I proceed to get faded before the first half has even ended . Next thing I know my hand is grabbing this girl's ass and a nikka had a firm grip 
. She didn't say anything at first so I kept at it, but then she pushed my hand away. I proceeded to pass out and missed the rest of the game and didn't get to eat any of the wings they ordered at the half 
. I wake up and she's on the phone talking to her home girl in code about how I fukked up and how she was gonna hit a club in the city 
. I'm heated, drunk and hungry at this point so I just get up and leave without barely saying bye. Mind you my boy lives in Queens and I was living in Nassau county at the time (20-30 min drive). My ass got lost and was on the road swerving like crazy for an hour...not a fukking cop in sight 
. I finally figure where I'm at and about a half mile from my house I lose it, snap the side mirror off of my car, run up on the curb and both passengers side tires explode . I don't know if y'all ever watched America's Wildest Police Chases, but for the last half mile to my house I had sparks flying from the right side of my car, I was chilling tho . Not a single car, let alone cop saw me. 
. We meet there and we're flirting and whatever and then my boy breaks out the alcohol: white zin and Sobieski vodka. Mind you Sobieski is cheap as hell and white zin is disgusting. Nonetheless I proceed to get faded before the first half has even ended . Next thing I know my hand is grabbing this girl's ass and a nikka had a firm grip . She didn't say anything at first so I kept at it, but then she pushed my hand away. I proceeded to pass out and missed the rest of the game and didn't get to eat any of the wings they ordered at the half . I wake up and she's on the phone talking to her home girl in code about how I fukked up and how she was gonna hit a club in the city . I'm heated, drunk and hungry at this point so I just get up and leave without barely saying bye. Mind you my boy lives in Queens and I was living in Nassau county at the time (20-30 min drive). My ass got lost and was on the road swerving like crazy for an hour...not a fukking cop in sight . I finally figure where I'm at and about a half mile from my house I lose it, snap the side mirror off of my car, run up on the curb and both passengers side tires explode . I don't know if y'all ever watched America's Wildest Police Chases, but for the last half mile to my house I had sparks flying from the right side of my car, I was chilling tho . Not a single car, let alone cop saw me.