Moments Of Your Life That Looked Straight Out Of A Movie

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probably the time when I got into a car accident. I was in a SUV with two other people when my boy lost control. I saw it all in real-time.

driver loses control and swerves into the curb;

his girl in the passenger seat screams his name "CHRIS!"

the car flips three times;

everything is in slow motion now. I can see the windows crack as the car starts compacting from damage. even though we're all wearing seatbelts, we're thrown around helplessly like rag dolls. all I can remember is trying to protect my neck. it was bugged.

right before we crashed, we dropped off these two girls and then sped off, so they all saw it all happen. I remember hearing their screams "OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!" they thought we were dead. the crazy thing is I put on my seatbelt right after we dropped them off. just felt compelled to..if I didn't i'd be dead right now :dwillhuh:
 

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damn bruh, glad you made it outta that

something similar happened to me, but my car didn't flipp it spinned outta control all over the highway and i swear it felt like that shyt was happening in slow motion

dumb ass muthafukkers coming towards me kept on flyin by after they dodged me
dwill.png
 

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Probably when I got cuffed for not snitching on who's weed were we smoking in my car. That nikka tried to take us down with him, wouldn't even own up to it being his weed. In the back of the cop car my life was looking like The Movie, by Gucci Mane.
 

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I'm gonna hafta go with car accident as well. Other than that, nothing, and I mean nothing can compare to @General Mills stories in his thread
 
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A girl paying for me to come kick it with her in a luxury hotel...top floor overlooking the lake.

Wearing sexy outfits and heels the entire time...

Me in a bathrobe on the balcony with a cigar.
:win:

Young Piimmppp..smoke somethin bittchhhhhhhh
 

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When I was 14 and my friend stole his Brothers car at like 3 in the morning. It was like 5 of us just cruisin' around town until this n!gga taps the back of the woman's car. There wasn't a scratch or dent on either car, but she was raising hell like it was a real collision. 0 f*ckin' damage

She was calling the police, and he walked back to the car and pretended like he was getting his issuance papers. We were all ducking on the floor and hoping that she didn't see the rest of us because of the window tent. We were like, :wtf: "N!gga we got to go, she ain't even seen the licence plate or nothin, just peel out!!'". The n!gga shut down, started crying and stopped listening because he knew that he was f*cked.




We heard the police sirens and the lady was in the car on her phone, not paying attention and before the cops rolled up, 4 of us got out and ran in 3 different directions and left Ol' boy in the car. Th!s n!gga panics because he sees the police and pulls off........only to run into a light post :russ: :heh:. He f*cked up the whole front of his brothers whip after it wasn't damaged in the first place :wow: :snoop:

Anyway, the police see one of the other n!ggas runnin' by himself and starts chasing him, and we were haulin' a$$ into the woods. We ended up gettin' lost and realized where we were at after about an 1 hour and some change when we came out behind a Walmart, then we walked 12 miles back to my crib because he was afraid to go home (he thought they snitched on us.). The sun came up and we went to the basketball court and pretended like we got up early to ball :smugfavre:

Our boy that got caught didn't mention our names, but the other n!gga that got caught running narc'd on his brother that was with us. Me and dude that I ran with got away clean
 

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I was at a roulette table last summer in AC by myself, just playin a chip here and a chip there, you know, the easy red or black, odd or even type sh*t.. then this young indian lookin college dude comes up to the table, puts STACKS of chips on 1 number. were talkin thousands.. next thing i know, he hits.. i dont... and im like :dwillhuh: He says "Dont act like you just saw a ghost. :mjpls:" and just walks away.
 

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My sister caught me beating off to internet porn when I was in the ninth grade. I heard the office door opening and I immediately closed the window with my porn in it, which was full of crazy ass Asian porn at the time. I was really into Asian porn then. Only problem was, this was in the early 2000's, so there were pop ups galore that decided to rear their ugly head as soon as I closed the main window, so my sister saw tons and tons more porn pop ups as she approached me at the computer.

Her: :stopitslime:

Me: :sadcam:

Her: You really like that Asian porn, huh? :usure:

Me: I... I just, uh... It was just a bunch of pop ups! :sadcam:

Her: :mjpls: What Asian porn sites did those things pop up from? :lolbron:

Me: :skip: :sadbron:

I learned my lesson that day. The next time she caught me, I looked her square in the eye and finished. :birdman:
 

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when i was like 14 i was waiting for my "gf" after school by the bus only for her to dump me than i missed the bus and had to walk

right when i started the walk it started raining hard as fukk so i'm walking home in the rain broken hearted thinking this is like some Charlie Brown shyt
 

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damn bruh, glad you made it outta that

something similar happened to me, but my car didn't flipp it spinned outta control all over the highway and i swear it felt like that shyt was happening in slow motion

dumb ass muthafukkers coming towards me kept on flyin by after they dodged me
dwill.png

Yep......kinda similar. My step dad was taking me to school and it was snowing and icy but he drives like it's a regular day. I remember going all over the highway. It was just like slow motion. For the few seconds it lasted I thought to myself "Well, this is how I die. I guess I'm ok with it." No panic or anything. shyt didn't hit me until the next day. And for that reason I think that's the reason I'm not scared to go. It was almost peaceful in a weird way.
 
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