Moments where you realize that you watch too much wrestling

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Have yall ever had a moment where your inner wrestling fan comes out and it was awkward as hell? Like using wrestling terms, marking out at phrases, and even doing moves on love ones.

For instance, I was talking to a friend about my son and the next thing I know i said some shyt like "he no sold everything I was telling him", the friend went like "no sell". I was like nevermind since I didn't want to go into detail of the term.

What says you TSC

 

[El Cocodrilo]

I've explained to multiple people what a heel turn is after using the term in a non-wrestling context

 

[puppetmaster]

When you see someone standing near a railing at a mall etc and you picture clotheslining them over the top rope

 

[Silkk]

Was watching the Babadook with this chick the other night. She told me that she had a nightmare about it.....


Meanwhile I had a dream about it wrestling Kevin Nash and getting Jackknife Powerbombed

 

[Breh Obama]

The way some of the posters on here get upset over opinions shows that they watch "too much wrestling"

 

[Mr. Negative]

When I started calling women looking directly at the camera in porn "breaking kayfabe"

 

[puppetmaster]

When I started calling women looking directly at the camera in porn "breaking kayfabe"

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

I remember getting on the ladder at work to get something for a customer. I had the sudden urge to jump off that bytch with the flying leg drop, but I had to get it together. I can't even pass ladders without doing this:

 

[MBwithadream]

When I do the Brock Lensar hop.

 

[WMG the 2nd]

I walk in to rooms with voodoo Chile playing in my head

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

When I do the Brock Lensar hop.

I did that in front of my wife one time and she wanted a one on one in the ring

 

[TL15]

I've "two sweeted" (or however the fyck you conjugate that ) people when they wave hi or bye

 

[Rosecrans]

I use the term jobber to describe idiots or a$$holes

And the nWo-esque cool heel persona has basically shaped my own cocky personality

I also bump a lot of wrestling themes at the gym so sometimes after changing i walk out of the locker room bumpin Goldberg's theme

Same with the Brock Hop before heavy squat sets

And before a big work project, I bump Voodoo Child to turn the swag on a trillion

Got dayum I'm a mark

 

[puppetmaster]

And the nWo-esque cool heel persona has basically shaped my own cocky personality

I also bump a lot of wrestling themes at the gym so sometimes after changing i walk out of the locker room bumpin Goldberg's theme

Same with the Brock Hop before heavy squat sets

 

[FunkDoc1112]

Yeah I use way too much wrestling lingo in my everyday vocabulary too, especially "no-sell" and "jobber"