Ya mama so nasty she had to cut the strings off her tampon because the crabs kept bungee jumping
Ya grandmother so old she was there when Jesus walked on water, she said "it's gotta be the shoes

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Ya mama so big when she come down the soul train line the bytch be on 2 channels
Ya lil brother so stupid he went to a LA Clippers game to get a haircut
Ya mother so old she went to the antique store and they kept her ass
Ya father was born with a dog's butt, we call him a bytch ass nikka
Ya mama so dumb she bought a glass door with a peephole
Best one at the end tho:
Ya father so stupid he asked me "what's that letter that come after X", I said Y, and he said "nah cuz I really wanna know"
