Morning Wood Unappreciation

ADK

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I don't know about yall, but I have throbbing morning wood to the point it kinda hurts :wtf:

shyts the worst especially when I wear lil ass underwear from the 7th grade.
 

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Morning would equates to virility. if you not getting morning wood somethings wrong
 

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Morning wood is a gift and a curse. I remember having my mom come in my room bugging me about shyt at 5am, and I gotta lie in my bed weird to hide it. That shyt plagued me through
school.

On the bright side, morning wood is absolutely the biggest and firmest your dikk will EVER get, rivaling that of taking a blood thinner. Morning wood is like a pump in the gym.

You see the potential for what your dikk COULD be, but it will never be that big.
 

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I've destroyed quite a few women and ruined their entire day with my morning glory :obama:
 

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Ain't nothin better than spendin the night at a new girls crib and you wake up wit that morning wood pokin her in the butt like :shaq:

I can't wear boxer briefs to bed or my wood will be super constricted and hurtin bad.
 

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