Most Disrespectful shyt you've said to someone before smashing?

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I was in the middle of a conversation with my homie and this chick tried to interrupt. told a ho "shut up, i'll fukk you later and then i'm kicking you out". then did exactly that 3 hours later. Didn't even find out her name until a week afterwards.

So, are y'all really #HOH or what?
 
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So what? You mean a bytch i didn't already know? Or can it be a girl i was dating?


I be disrespecting the fukk outta my current girl on the daily. Shes gullible as shyt so i don't even care anymore. One night she came over to my spot after some party and i hadn't seen her for like a week. Ofcourse i'm tryna fukk. But she starts talking some "i'm so tired. my head hurts. your never nice enough to me," all that bullshyt. I was irritated cuz i just wanted to nut.

So i was like "look bytch i'm not finna argue with you. You can fukk me now and we can have a nice time. Or you can get the fukk out and i'll get another female to come through. I only keep you around for the p*ssy you know this. So if you wanna start acting like you can't do your job i'll find someone who will. Maybe we should take a break"

She starts sputtering and crying and telling me she loves me and shyt. "please we don't need a break, how can you do this over just sex? i love you soooo much":pachaha:

Needless to say that bytch busted moments later. Some of the best sex we ever had too she was nuttin all over herself. :noah:bytches are weird like that they wanna be disrespected.

I don't think i ever disrespect a girl before she let me hit though. I play nice up until i get them sprung on the dikk. Then i be like :demonic: "stop playing bytch"
 
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Told a broad right before sticking it in, "u know if I get u pregnant, u gotta get it aborted right?"
I ended up not smashing with my dikk inches away. I ain't wanna take it though. She was disgusted. I was drunk af too
 
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I told a chick after we finished fukking that her p*ssy wasn't as good as her homegirl's.

One other time I dated a chick who would give me mad head but wouldn't swallow. One day I busted in her mouth while I was standing up and she was kneeling then I quickly pinched her nose causing her to quickly open her mouth for air forcing her to swallow the nut on reflex. Then laughed while she was coughing nut cuz it went down the wrong pipe.
 
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Ricky Church said:
her: why your dikk smell like that?

me: like what?

her: like dirty...

me: I didn't have time to shower between the last bytch leaving and you getting here... it's just a lil cootchie residue, you'll be aight. *sticks in her mouth* :ahh:

her: :weirdo:
Click to expand...

:russ: reminds me of a rebecca linares scene i just watched.
 
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"whats your name?"

"man I aint got time for this" *spreads legs* . She was talking too much, Im like man, blue balls setting in, quit with this dancing around.
 
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