bump because i'm being undermined by that spin thread. 


I told a chick after we finished fukking that her p*ssy wasn't as good as her homegirl's.
One other time I dated a chick who would give me mad head but wouldn't swallow. One day I busted in her mouth while I was standing up and she was kneeling then I quickly pinched her nose causing her to quickly open her mouth for air forcing her to swallow the nut on reflex. Then laughed while she was coughing nut cuz it went down the wrong pipe.
I remember I told a chick I'd rather smash her mom than her. I told her she was lucky her mother didn't meet me first or she might be calling me dad.

My go to a$$hole move![]()