Most Etherous Thing A Chick You Liked Said To You?

[bogey_j]

back in HS my homie's ex girl (who i've been trying to get at for months) got really drunk at a party. being the simp azz nikka that I was, I kinda babysat her for a bit as she was stumbling all over the place, making sure the creeps stayed off her

later on she was lying down on a couch with her head in my lap and was starting to come on to me. I refused to smash tho because she was REALLY drunk and I told her that, and she said, "but I got drunk for yoouu. so I could sleep with you."

as I processed what she was saying, I just kinda had this expression on my face

my soul burned slow...

 

[Heafcliffe]

YOOOO!!!!

Gimme a sec while I think of mine but .

 

[O.iatlhawksfan]

Op yu a punk for trying to get with ur homie ex girl

 

[beezy]

"No."

 

[R.O. Double]

"I wish I could meet a guy like you"
But I am a guy like me.

 

[MillionMills]

"You sure don't know how to get a girl wet"

 

[ManxOfxThexYear]

Damn how ugly are you?

 

[bogey_j]

Op yu a punk for trying to get with ur homie ex girl

she was fine tho and they've been broken up for a minute

you act like you never wanted to smash one of your homie's girl... ol' holier than thou azz nikka

 

[Tapp]

Versacesamurai what type of shorts do you buy?...... You never have a dck print......






I'm a grower not a shower

 

[Bless't]

"You're going to end up just like your dad."

 

[MAKAVELI25]

she was fine tho and they've been broken up for a minute

you act like you never wanted to smash one of your homie's girl... ol' holier than thou azz nikka

 

[Nymbus]

"What are you?"
"A black male"
"Nooo like what are you mixed with?"

Why I gotta be some exotical hybrid to be handsome coli?
I'm just plain ol' me,my parents are from D.C.

 

[Bgreat]

"why do you keep getting soft, you need to get that checked out"

 

[EpicStoryTeller]

If you trying to smash his girl that ain't really your homie.

Anyway I can't remember a time where a female rejected my advances, post high school anyway. But I've turned down soo many potential mates one chick is now a pro dancer and travels all across the country smh she feeling me hard but I was stuck on my ex at the time who no lie was shaped like Buffy The Body. Had another female who was Caribbean that was nursing assistant. Had her own everything and wanted to share life experiences with me. She was down for everything I wanted later in life (marriage, kids, etc) but instead I chose another woman over her. I still beat myself up about it all my cousins looking at me like when she comes up in conversation

 

[bogey_j]

"What are you?"
"A black male"
"Nooo like what are you mixed with?"

Why I gotta be some exotical hybrid to be handsome coli?
I'm just plain ol' me,my parents are from D.C.

yoo I to get that a lot too

'what are you mixed with??'

the trials of being a light skin nikka