Most fukked Up (Drunk Or High) You Have Ever Been?

[The_Dread_Dormammu]

My four loko days....Smh... A buddy and I bought like 3 each... He had a little kickback and I played beer pong with one of mine. Whoever I played whooped our asses so I had a lot to drink. by the end of the night I guess I was throwing up and whatnot and ended up underneath the bp table... Smh...

Woke up the next day like Wtf?!

Also got so high one night, that when I was leaving this girl's house, I ended up driving all over her damn neighborhood for like 20 minutes... Not realizing it either... Never been so spaced out in my life! I finally snapped out of it and actually was lost within the neighborhood for a few minutes. I stopped driving impaired after I thankfully and finally made it home safe.

 

[Swiggy]

Worse high was with a white homie in 9th grade. nikka came over with an ounce, a Faygo bottle, and some Bill Nye/MacGuyver bullshyt to make a bong out the Faygo bottle

We smoked that shyt up, me being rookie as fukk, got blew out like I shot up heroin up my dikk, while pouring shots of Patron in my eye. After a while of sitting around, shaming those that cared for me, nikka suddenly vanished, leaving me alone at my crib high as fukk.

I went to the kitchen to get some mad food, then I found a fresh Entenmen's Cheese Danish and pulled the half gallon milk on the fridge. I tore them bytches up with no remorse, straight up sittin in the living room with Batman The Animated Series on, blown the fukk out.

My pops walks in from work, sees me with the empty danish box and empty milk carton like then realized I was high and just told me to go to my room

Drunk was just blacking out by mixing Coronas and Remy Martin. Everyone got a bad drunk night they'd like to forget

 

[bigmac]

First time I ever touched alcohol I was in the park with a few nikkas. My dude worked at the local corner shop so he ran up in there and got us all a 350cl bottle of Smirnoff each. The most p*ssy amount of drink ever but for someone who'd never sipped alcohol before? Damn

I was gone. Passed out in the middle of the park. Was apparently carried by random strangers to their house. They took my iPhone out my pocket, charged it because it had ran out, rang my mother and told her to come and get me. Was then carried into my mums car and taken home. Woke up in my own bed 16hours later, feeling like Manny Pacquaio not remembering a damn thing.

Ain't fukked with vodka since.

 

[IpushFatKids]

It started off as a normal ass day, we were all chilling at my homies house, it was around 11am and everyone left to go to the mall or some shyt like that, but me and my homie decided to stay at his house.... Needless to say, we were getting pretty bored so we went out to this abandoned car that we usually smoked in to look for dropped nugs and to our surprise we found a huge one, we smoked it up and we were in the same postition we were in before.... then my homz was like "Hey, there's a 1.75L of Jager in the fridge...." It was bought for an upcoming party, but shyt we drank it anyway, I didn't think we would drink too much of it... He took 4 shots with me and I just keep going last thing I remember was running into his living room, drinking out of the bottle, and falling into a potted plant and spilling dirt all over his living room... That was only the beginning, I guess I ended up pissing in his living room and ended up harassing (verbally) his neighbors... While I was passed out I was shot with a bb gun and to this day still have the bb's in my leg ... I woke up 10 hours later at my dad's house to him yelling at me, I didn't know what was going on so I freaked out and we almost fought. He told me that while we were yelling that he told me to stay there so he could go get a bat and I did lmao I called my friends told them to come scoop me up and they did and they even had a blunt waiting

 

[beezy]

-Was so high one time i could see myself in 3rd person. i could also "feel" like a kid again.. like i was reliving it or somethin..

-Was so gone of a 4loko and half bottle of bacardi that i blacked out and talked all kinda crazy conspiracy shyt that didnt make sense.. woke up at 4am surrounded by puke and no recollection of what happened that night

 

[Dominic Brehetto]

Most high ive ever been.

It started at a party at my house with my gf. Was doing coke and exstacy. At the end of the night i was at a hotel room with a friend and two chicks.

Did around 5 grams of coke and took 14 caps of e. Next morning walked home still high started fukking my gf doggy. She made me stop and was like whats that sound. It was the sound of my heart beat rapidly and thumping. She could hear it from a few feet away.

Ended up phoning my friend who i had been with. He od'd.

Still dont know how im still alive.

 

[Shogun]

First time I did mushrooms

Was already 6 or 7 beers in....was drunkenly convinced to try mushrooms, smoked a blunt right after. I was fukked brehs. I was actually enjoying it though, for what I remember. It was until smoked an end of the night blunt that I passed the fukk out. Like...mid stride down goes Frazier passed out

 

[Olu Dara]

Most high ive ever been.

It started at a party at my house with my gf. Was doing coke and exstacy. At the end of the night i was at a hotel room with a friend and two chicks.

Did around 5 grams of coke and took 14 caps of e. Next morning walked home still high started fukking my gf doggy. She made me stop and was like whats that sound. It was the sound of my heart beat rapidly and thumping. She could hear it from a few feet away.

Ended up phoning my friend who i had been with. He od'd.

Still dont know how im still alive.

Did u just say u fukked a dog breh?

 

[Dominic Brehetto]

Did u just say u fukked a dog breh?

Lmao nah was fukkin her doggy as in doggy style

 

[Olu Dara]

Lmao nah was fukkin her doggy as in doggy style

 

[Hammer]

one time i was in miami and did 3 lines of coke and about 10 shots before i left the apartment...ended up going to a club and drinking more and eventually got kicked out...i proceeded to wander around miami for 2 hours thinking i was in las vegas trying to find a casino

 

[Born2BKing]

Damn, ya'll white boys be partying to the brink of death.

 

[Costanza]

Most high ive ever been.

It started at a party at my house with my gf. Was doing coke and exstacy. At the end of the night i was at a hotel room with a friend and two chicks.

Did around 5 grams of coke and took 14 caps of e. Next morning walked home still high started fukking my gf doggy. She made me stop and was like whats that sound. It was the sound of my heart beat rapidly and thumping. She could hear it from a few feet away.

Ended up phoning my friend who i had been with. He od'd.

Still dont know how im still alive.

5 grams of coke and 14 e tablets... wtf are you doing to yourself... like for real... you are past junkie status... even the white boys i know dont go that deep... ur right u should be dead.

 

[Dominic Brehetto]

I did that shyt as a teen. Had a rough fukked up life. Used drugs as an escape and didnt really care if i died. In fact i wanted to. Im in my 20s now i dont do drugs anymore barely drink.

Back then that was an average friday.

 

[LezJepzin]

Summer 2008 river rafting . A homie of mine's invited me to kick it with his crew and bytches rafting on the river. Wanting to hold my own, I pounded four beers before we got out of the parking lot over to the river. Altogether, I had about 12 beers along with a number of homemade mixed drinks including Captain Morgan. I can drink beers all day but mixing them with Rum: Its a wrap. Floating down the river on a raft with the sun beaming down on me just made matters worse.

I kept passing out on the raft, waking up only to puke, including on some bytch next to me

I don't know how I made it out of the raft by myself and into the raft bus taking me back to the parking lot. I was so smashed, I just sat in my truck for an hour to try to sober up.

Went to my mom's house , passing out on the couch for four hours. Needless to say, I never heard back from those nikkas again