I don’t care if I live forever, this one ain’t getting topped.
I’m walking out the house and my neighbor sees me and waves so I wave back. As I’m loading my car to take a trip for the holidays he approaches and starts venting.
he says he’s home alone for the holidays so I’m like where’d your girl go? He says she went to visit family in PA and he didn’t want to go and then he started spilling his guts.
he says he caught his girl having sex with her 25 year old son
(hopefully 
)
So I stop loading my shyt like
what!
he says yeah, he was over at his girls sons house and as soon as she gets in she starts doing yoga and her son gets a hard on
(hopefully )
so I’m like how the fukk you know
he says he’s hung like a horse and he couldn’t not see it so he left
and when he came back the house smelled like sex 
All this shyt happened a while ago apparently so I asked are you packing up and leaving while she’s gone and he says his money’s tight so he’s gonna stick it out for a while
then he says randomly he was in Home Depot and saw his girls dad in town, didn’t know he was here so when he spoke her dad looked at him and took off
so he got to thinking 
his girl went in to work on her day off and her dad is randomly in town
so he follows his girls dad out the store and he’s staying at a motel 6
I’m like you know what that probably means cuz y’all got room in the house for her pops
he ends it by saying I don’t know why I told you all this
I say me either
but it’s good to get it off your chest. Have a Merry Christmas 
Hopefully it’s allbut I don’t know man. He was shook.
I’m walking out the house and my neighbor sees me and waves so I wave back. As I’m loading my car to take a trip for the holidays he approaches and starts venting.
he says he’s home alone for the holidays so I’m like where’d your girl go? He says she went to visit family in PA and he didn’t want to go and then he started spilling his guts.
he says he caught his girl having sex with her 25 year old son
(hopefully )So I stop loading my shyt like
what!he says yeah, he was over at his girls sons house and as soon as she gets in she starts doing yoga and her son gets a hard on
(hopefully )so I’m like how the fukk you know
he says he’s hung like a horse and he couldn’t not see it so he left
and when he came back the house smelled like sex All this shyt happened a while ago apparently so I asked are you packing up and leaving while she’s gone and he says his money’s tight so he’s gonna stick it out for a while
then he says randomly he was in Home Depot and saw his girls dad in town, didn’t know he was here so when he spoke her dad looked at him and took off
so he got to thinking his girl went in to work on her day off and her dad is randomly in town so he follows his girls dad out the store and he’s staying at a motel 6I’m like you know what that probably means cuz y’all got room in the house for her pops
he ends it by saying I don’t know why I told you all this
I say me either
but it’s good to get it off your chest. Have a Merry Christmas Hopefully it’s all
but I don’t know man. He was shook.
The fukk did I just read?
