Most Overrated/Underrated Condiments(AKA The fukk Hot Sauce Thread)

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Lets gone get this out of the way.

Overrated

1. Hot Sauce - Overwhelms the taste of everything it covers
2. Mayonnaise- Texture sucks and It overwhelms the taste of everything it covers
3. Tarter Sauce - More like Retarded sauce- Mayonnaise base, little chunks of green shyt in it. BUSHES
4. Avocado Sauce - Just LOOK AT IT
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:scusthov: And on top of that it taste like Avocado NOBODIES favorite fruit. When the last time you genuinely felt like eating a fukking avocado.
5. Ranch - Yeah I said it. Ranch fukking sucks. I know I'm a catch flack for it, because damn near every hood chicken joint, gonna give you a cup of ranch. But I said it, fukk it as a condiment, a dressing and as a motherfukking food.


Underrated

1. Honey Mustard - Do I really need to explain this. It's honey + Mustard (Milo's has the best btw) We all its good on fries, but I DARE you to put it on a burger or chicken and tell me it doesn't slap.
2. Sour Cream - Again, raise your hand if you don't like sour cream, looks around.....doesn't see a single hand up. It's boss shyt plus it's usually applied chilled so you get the hot cold thing going on, which s great when it works.
3. BBQ Sauce - No, Not that CAC inspired(No offense Cac's)Alabama White sauce bullshyt.

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look at this bullshyt. :camby:

I'm talking about God's gift to southern cooking Vinegar based, spicy flavor fukking enhancing backyard BBQ sauce. That sweet shyt is cool, if you wanna dip chicken tenders in fries in it, but when comes down to the comedown, it's spicy/vinegar based BBQ sauce.
4. Brown Mustard - Oh you don't know about brown mustard? Well it's like Yellow mustard if Yellow mustard wasn't p*ssy. Throw that yellow shyt in the bushes and cop
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instead.
5. Cocktail Sauce - What you thought I was gonna leave cocktail sauce off the list. shyt is underrated as fukk.
a must go to sauce for Cheese sticks, Fried Oysters and even french fries. If you ain't checking for cocktail sauce you buggin.
 

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You need to watch it on the hot sauce hate. :ufdup:


And spicy mustard >>>>>> everything else
 

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I only fuccs wit' hot sauce for cooking. I don't like it as a topping.

Fucc Hollandaise Sauce. It don't taste like nothing.

I never fucced wit' Guacamole. NEVER. It reminds me of Green Slime on Nickelodeon and chit.
Physical Challege-ass condiment...


Worcestershire Sauce should get a shoutout in dis mugg. It's for real.
 
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I only fuccs wit' hot sauce for cooking. I don't like it as a topping.

Fucc Hollandaise Sauce. It don't taste like nothing.

I never fucced wit' Guacamole. NEVER. It reminds me of Green Slime on Nickelodeon and chit.
Physical Challege-ass condiment...


Worcestershire Sauce should get a shoutout in dis mugg. It's for real.

Guacamole is def :camby: status.
 
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