Most ridiculous lies a FEMALE has told you

[BrothaZay]

The other day, i was chilln late night with some thotty. Bday was a few days prior. Im like how old are you, she like "25"

Immediately im like cuz i done known this bytch for like 3 years, and I remeber she was like 25 or 26 when we first met.

So I start question, "im like if you 25, that mean you born in 91 right? Then why all your usernames on every social media site and shyt have 87 at the end of it? "

bytch dead ass looked me in my eye n said "87 is the year when my mom n dad got pregnant with my brother but lost the baby"

Im like

Literally cut off all communication after that, cuz ho was dead serious too.

 

[blackestofpanthers]

" i don't suck dikk"

 

[BrothaZay]

Also the same bytch who gave me and STD twice and never admitted to it

 

[Blackout]

I usually dont do this
Im a virgin
I have a good personality

 

[Drake is God]

I don't fukk wit females

 

[Gab]

Also the same bytch who gave me and STD twice and never admitted to it

"I dont usually do this"

 

[MoneyTron]

I usually dont do this

This one gonna get repeat business in this thread.

 

[Remote]

"I dont usually do this"

4:30 til the end



(NSFW)

 

[dontreadthis]

"oh my gosh, I can't believe I'm doing this."

 

[Guile]

Also the same bytch who gave me and STD twice and never admitted to it

i hope this is

 

[BrothaZay]

i hope this is

I wish, but im 21 now. slowly but surely learning from all of my mistakes and getting my life bacc on tracc

 

[Lo-Co]

"I swear im not mad"

"go hang out with your friends, i dont care"

 

[BrothaZay]

Thread is wacc as hell, can tell you nikkas dont have real life experience with females.

@Brooklynzson delete this plz

 

[PhonZhi]

Cold approached this female couple years ago and she said "i dont have a phone"

 

[Tunez]

You have a big dikk