Most vicious interaction you've had with bouncers

[Jermio]

Halloween. It was in college, I was outside of a club some of my friends were in, but I was drunk as fukk and didn't have their numbers. 5 bouncers (moonlighting cops) were outside and wouldn't let me in, so I started an impromptu scolding match, talking about I was gonna buy their security company and sell them on the open market. Some of them starting laughing, so I went further, and other club rejects started congregating and laughing like my YES men/women. During this time, fine women would exit and come up to me talking about how it wasn't that hot in there and I should come with them, but I was angry as fukk that these bouncers were denying me entry so I wouldn't listen. Eventually my friends came out of the club, told me it was wack, and we walked away while the bouncers were like "we thought you was lying about your friends nikka". Came back a week later and them nikkas let me in like .

 

[HookersandIceCream]

So vicious
So vulgar
So

 

[Remote]

None, breh.

When I go out, I like to have a good time. I aint trying to fight nobody.

One time (like 2004?) I grabbed an old man by the neck and nearly choke slammed him though.
I was at a bar with some buddies and one of them was wearing a Che Guevara shirt (ease up, he actually read the biography on him, he's not just a hipster).
So this older guy..probably in his 50s yells out some shyt and points to my friend, and makes that neck-slit motion with his finger. Then he lunges forward to hit him.

Well I'm 6'4 with pretty long arms so I grabbed this guy's neck and started to push him back.
I wasn't drunk and I wasn't just going to hit an older guy who clearly just had too much to drink.
The owner broke it up quickly and threw the guy in a cab.

Turns out he was a regular at the bar. Cuban descent. Hated Castro and the new regime.

He actually apologized the next week when we were there.
Every Thursday the foreign exchange students from one of the local all-girls colleges would hit up that bar, so it was a regular spot.

Those German and Venezuelan women, breh

 

[Ricky Church]

be a square and get denied club access, brehs.

 

[CHILLL]

i wish a bouncer would

 

[TRUEST]

Halloween. It was in college, I was outside of a club some of my friends were in, but I was drunk as fukk and didn't have their numbers. 5 bouncers (moonlighting cops) were outside and wouldn't let me in, so I started an impromptu scolding match, talking about I was gonna buy their security company and sell them on the open market. Some of them starting laughing, so I went further, and other club rejects started congregating and laughing like my YES men/women. During this time, fine women would exit and come up to me talking about how it wasn't that hot in there and I should come with them, but I was angry as fukk that these bouncers were denying me entry so I wouldn't listen. Eventually my friends came out of the club, told me it was wack, and we walked away while the bouncers were like "we thought you was lying about your friends nikka". Came back a week later and them nikkas let me in like .

are you gay? people go to clubs for the opposite sex. but u went there to argue with big brolic men. this is disturbing.

 

[Jermio]

are you gay? people go to clubs for the opposite sex. but u went there to argue with big brolic men. this is disturbing.

Pride is a motherfukker!

 

[TRUEST]

Pride is a motherfukker!

i hate to see missed opportunities lol. had it been me, and if i really needed to mouth off to those bouncers, i woulda said one last thing to them and joined them girls. u coulda been knee deep in some pusssy man. u coulda. :smh

 

[Jermio]

i hate to see missed opportunities lol. had it been me, and if i really needed to mouth off to those bouncers, i woulda said one last thing to them and joined them girls. u coulda been knee deep in some pusssy man. u coulda. :smh

One girl was telling me "come on you stud", and I wasn't even listening. Never again.

 

[Bunchy Carter]

Naw I don't have any stories like that beacuse you look like a loser yelling at some bouncers because they didn't let you in. Actually I always chop it up with the bouncers when I use to go out all the time because they were the ones that let me and the homies in for free. Also when I use to get into fights at the club the bouncers would put choke holds on the other catz I was fighting with and not me; even though sometimes I was in the wrong.

 

[wet landscapes]

lifted my brehs gf up to watch a drag show at a club and the bouncer sternly told me that we can't do that there

 

[Pill Gates]

Halloween. It was in college, I was outside of a club some of my friends were in, but I was drunk as fukk and didn't have their numbers. 5 bouncers (moonlighting cops) were outside and wouldn't let me in, so I started an impromptu scolding match, talking about I was gonna buy their security company and sell them on the open market. Some of them starting laughing, so I went further, and other club rejects started congregating and laughing like my YES men/women. During this time, fine women would exit and come up to me talking about how it wasn't that hot in there and I should come with them , but I was angry as fukk that these bouncers were denying me entry so I wouldn't listen. Eventually my friends came out of the club, told me it was wack, and we walked away while the bouncers were like "we thought you was lying about your friends nikka". Came back a week later and them nikkas let me in like .

 

[Jermio]

 

[FinesseKing]

I got into a fight with a bouncer back when I was 19 and ended up whooping the shyt out of him. I ordered a bucket of Coronas and was walking around enjoying myself and I was wrong and knew it but I was a regular and the bartenders showed me love, on top of that my "OG" was a bouncer there too and he always got me in because it was a 21 and up club. So i'm sipping on my brew and this fool comes up to me and grabs my arm as I was taking a sip and was asking me how old I was. I snatched my arm back and then he knocked the bucket out of my hand and tried to grab me up. I immediately started swinging and dropped his fat ass and I tried to stomp him out but the other bouncers were on me and by that time my people were over there and we started brawling with them.

 

[wet landscapes]

I got into a fight with a bouncer back when I was 19 and ended up whooping the shyt out of him. I ordered a bucket of Coronas and was walking around enjoying myself and I was wrong and knew it but I was a regular and the bartenders showed me love, on top of that my "OG" was a bouncer there too and he always got me in because it was a 21 and up club. So i'm sipping on my brew and this fool comes up to me and grabs my arm as I was taking a sip and was asking me how old I was. I snatched my arm back and then he knocked the bucket out of my hand and tried to grab me up. I immediately started swinging and dropped his fat ass and I tried to stomp him out but the other bouncers were on me and by that time my people were over there and we started brawling with them.

I hope you weren't proud of yourself