My boss trying to throw it at me

Yah-Yah

Pro
Joined
Feb 13, 2014
Messages
188
Reputation
-130
Daps
512
:snoop: She been trying to get at me for a smooth month. Before yall even start im not about to smash this chick. She invites me and only me to certain events...Like she invited me to a cookout on saturday at her crib. So I asked one of my other co-workers if he was going and he was like :mjpls:what cookout ?. So that was friday at work. Today she holds a staff meeting on the new projects we have going out this week. My area is in a corner so she comes in front of me and starts talking to everyone. I'm standing up but she is so close to me that her ass is on my dikk. My shyt was tucked in there like a hot dog in a bun :noah: We sitting there having a meeting and I got this dumb ass look on my face :merchant:like damn I hope nobody see that I have a semi on the back of her ass. After the meeting my boy comes over and just looks at me like :sas2: How was the cookout homie. Looks like yall hit it off pretty well :sas1: and just walks away

I AM NOT TRYING TO SMASH!! I could see if I thought she was attractive but even then im not putting my job on the line for 40 year old puss.

That ass is kinda fat :patrice:but nah. Brehs how do I get this cougar off me without losing my job :to:
 

King Poetic

Sagittarius Season All Seasons
Supporter
Joined
Feb 15, 2013
Messages
107,097
Reputation
22,855
Daps
520,921
Reppin
Southern California…
1. do u have a girlfriend or no? if not i would start taking pics off the net and using them as saying these are pics of my girl

2. buy a cheap wedding ring and put on your finger, still might not stop the ho but do it anyway and see what happen
 

Remote

Veteran
Supporter
Joined
Aug 29, 2013
Messages
84,755
Reputation
26,287
Daps
379,214
This dude wrote:

That ass is kinda fat :patrice:






:pachaha:

giphy.gif


But yeah, sleeping with coworkers is a bad idea.
 
Top