My cac coworker just offered me an apple without washing it

[flea]

The fukk is wrong with this filthy bytch do white people not wash their fruits and vegetables? u take that apple to the sink, wash that fukkin thing and THEN u present it to me . What'rya raised by wolves?
I heard Indians eat bananas with the skin still on it @HookersandIceCream

 

[Chief]

Simple solution, just wash it

 

[Big Mel]

There's smallpox on it. Eat it.

 

[Neil Tyson]

Go to the bathroom and wash it.

 

[Yehuda]

The fukk is wrong with this filthy bytch do white people not wash their fruits and vegetables? u take that apple to the sink, wash that fukkin thing and THEN u present it to me . What'rya raised by wolves?
I heard Indians eat bananas with the skin still on it @HookersandIceCream

Please incinerate it

Don't eat anything that was given to you by a cac

 

[unit321]

The fukk is wrong with this filthy bytch do white people not wash their fruits and vegetables? u take that apple to the sink, wash that fukkin thing and THEN u present it to me . What'rya raised by wolves?
I heard Indians eat bananas with the skin still on it @HookersandIceCream

Just politely refuse.
If she is a pawg, then eat it like a crazy man while staring into her eyes.

 

[ADK]

Lowkey Id rather wash it myself. Why would I want someone to present me an apple with a watery hand

 

[BlackBall]

Lowkey Id rather wash it myself. Why would I want someone to present me an apple with a watery hand

 

[flea]

There's smallpox on it. Eat it.

Put me back on ignore u old cac

 

[thernbroom]

Lowkey Id rather wash it myself. Why would I want someone to present me an apple with a watery hand

Spoiler: Well Damn

 

[flea]

Lowkey Id rather wash it myself. Why would I want someone to present me an apple with a watery hand

Negged

 

[toomanydoses]

If he's country actually pretty common IME to not wash fruit before eating it IME, like at flea markets and shyt. See blacks do it just as much BTW.

 

[JMill782]

i never really take anything from people unless i know them personally Op. but if i were you, i would throw it out but hey that's me bro

 

[End Cruelty]

When you wash an apple, you're taking away some of the flavor. She was flirting with you by offering you something pure. Had she washed it, that would have meant that she wanted you to wear a condoms.

 

[mannyrs13]

Based on history and movies, there's always evil intentions when somebody offers an apple. Adam and eve, snow white, etc. I would've thrown it right back at her.