My Chinese food was moving?

[ManxOfxThexYear]

That must be that authentic Asian shyt

Reminds me of this time when I was a kid and my pops took us to eat at this new Chinese restaurant. He ended getting something that had some squid like that and when he went to go take a bite, them little muthafukkas grabbed on to his mustache and wouldnt let go.

It took him like 5 minutes to get them off. We just stayed looking at him like.

 

[Hopeofmypeople]

Did you take a video recording of it? Like with a cellphone or digital camera?
I'm pretty sure you just threw away food for no reason.

No I wish I did now, it might have gone viral. I was just really shocked and shook at the same time. I have been eating rice for 20+ years and never seen anything like this in my life.

 

[Luck]

Reminds me of this time when I was a kid and my pops took us to eat at this new Chinese restaurant. He ended getting something that had some squid like that and when he went to go take a bite, them little muthafukkas grabbed on to his mustache and wouldnt let go.

It took him like 5 minutes to get them off. We just stayed looking at him like.

fukk all of that. My girl tries to get me to get adventurous and try different foods like that.

Sushi is about as far as I'm going with it and most of that shyt tastes weird and is expensive as hell for the amount you get.

 

[Amy Traphouse]

Maggots

It was a scene from Bones (the movie with Snoop) where maggots fell from the ceiling on pizza and the guy bit into it.

I wasn't able to eat rice for about 7 months

 

[Giselle]

I knew someone who wouldn't eat any type of rice because she said that she doesn't like the way that rice looks. She said it looks like maggots or like bugs are in it or something. I thought that was strange.

I never eat in the dark or dim light. I like to see what I'm eating. I would cry if ate food that had bugs in it.

 

[ORDER_66]

Did you take a video recording of it? Like with a cellphone or digital camera?
I'm pretty sure you just threw away food for no reason.

$8.50 wasted....

 

[unit321]

No I wish I did now, it might have gone viral. I was just really shocked and shook at the same time. I have been eating rice for 20+ years and never seen anything like this in my life.

How did it move? Shimmying around like a snake? Walking like a caterpillar? If it was swaggering around like Jimmie Walker, then you were on some kind of mind-altering substance. The steam from the rice may have created an illusion exacerbated by your altered state of mind.

 

[beanz]