My city's watermelon parade is tomorrow...would I be c00ning for going?

[charmander]

i was thinkin bout hittin the sack early tonight so i could get up and go to it

gonna be a lot of people there, and lots of cool activities

they gon have melon throwin contests

and melon eatin contests

and they gon be painting lil watermelons on the lil kids faces

plus it's always a buncha dikk hungry pawgs there every year

i've always pretty much ignored it because i don't really care about these cacs drivin they floats and go karts thru the city talmbout some fukkin watermelons, but this year supposed to be live and a few nikkas i know said they gon be there

if yall lived in the watermelon capital of the world, would you turn up for the melon festival or is that some sambo shyt?

 

[ikbm]

nah it's not c00ning
nikka your town is literally known for watermelon dog...that would be like you being from miami and not being a full time cokehead

 

[The 2020 New Member]

Watermelon is wonderful. Go.

 

[duck]

fukk that ... if you like watermelon , then go

food stereotypes are the worst . nobody should feel guilty for eating something they like (unless they are obese and eating like a pig)

you will never see an italian feeling guilty over eating pasta , or a mexican feeling guilty over a taco. fukk that petty bullshyt

 

[mrken12]

nah it's not c00ning
nikka your town is literally known for watermelon dog...that would be like you being from miami and not being a full time cokehead

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Do it breh

 

[KobeTho]

Errrr, for something like this, nah. Sounds fun

 

[charmander]

nah it's not c00ning
nikka your town is literally known for watermelon dog...that would be like you being from miami and not being a full time cokehead

post the melon gif from cbox, i need det

 

[ikbm]

post the melon gif from cbox, i need det

this is actual footage of a cordele watermelon eat-off

 

[Chill]

Nah, not c00ning.

Melon throwing though .

 

[charmander]

this is actual footage of a cordele watermelon eat-off

the best and brightest of my city i wonder if they would get heated if a grown ass nikka signed up

 

[charmander]

Nah, not c00ning.

Melon throwing though .

goin to the fields and tossing melons is the #1 job prospect for illegal mexicans, haitians and project nikkas in my town

every summer you be seein nikkas comin from the fields lookin like some demoralized slaves, then they go take a shower and lay down for a minute and come out later that night stuntin like they got they tax refund

 

[Remote]

Don't cut up a good watermelon into all them pieces, mix it up with liquor, and put it back into that hub

 

[kp404]

Come on @charmander if you around Cordele, the watermelon capital of the world and my second home, and you not going to their parade, then

The watermelon down there is too perfect

 

[charmander]

Come on @charmander if you around Cordele, the watermelon capital of the world and my second home, and you not going to their parade, then

The watermelon down there is too perfect

the ones around here right now are so juicy and sweet

i got half of one in the fridge right now....ima try to stock up on them shyts if i go tomorrow