I ain’t had a work wife since I got a real wife. She ain’t having it at all. 20 years ago, I had a coworker that had a work wife, they really weren’t even fukking, I know because I was with his work wife all the time when they weren’t at work, fukking her, anyway, this dudes wife came to the office when nobody was there one night and DESTROYED the fukking office. We were a small start up back then, didn’t have an HR, so nobody knew how to handle that shyt. The boss boss made dude pay for all the shyt of value that got destroyed. fukk that work wife shyt, I ain’t trying to shoot the five with some jealous guy at 40 years old, being flabby and sick, and I ain’t trying to have to come home and explain some dumb shyt to my wife, just because I want to dip my pen in company inkHe said if you're gonna cheat, this is the best way. He gets his 8 hours to be around her, while they both have families at home, so their time is occupied. Sometimes, they show up to work an hour early, before anybody gets there and both have offices with locks on the doors. He said they only had sex once at the workplace though.
This is why I don't play that "work husband/work wife" bullshyt