london
I CATFISH'D YO MOMMA
I was at my cousins house, saw this girl called Tanesha, got her number blah blah blah
She was calm, mix race, seemed kl. I waited for her bus to come and den she cut
It got to a stage where we talked like everyday….but everytime i asked her to come she would say no
Till one week she told me to come down….
So i’m waitng for her at the station, she comes in a pink Adidas tracksuit
We ended up back at her place.
I don’t wanna get to descriptive but it got to that stage where she took off her top but still had on her tracksuit bottoms....
Eventually she pulled it down, and im thinkin yhhhhhh, then as it came to her ankle i see some box on her leg
I’m thinking its some kinda dumb ankle bracelet….nar the bytch was on TAG!!
No wonder she always wore trousers....
So obviously i asked her what she was on tag for, she said robbery…better believe i clinched onto my wallet
You lot think the stories over, nar believe it gets worse....
........
So anyway i’m weary this girl is a criminal mastermind but i didn’t travel all this way to south for her to give me her criminal record
So yh im doing the ting, half way through *BANG BANG BANG* “TANESHA OPEN THE fukkING DOOR”
She harlem shaked her body off me saying “fukk, fukk, hide”
I’m thinking what do you mean hide who is that, your dad?
She’s like nahh its my man....
LOL i forgot to say this was a bunkbed we were on, so of all places to hide, she hid man on the top fukking bunk
I’m hearing footsteps n i thinking she’s just coming back up, IMAGINE SHE BROUGHT THE GUY INTO HER ROOM!
So both of them are in the room talking, whilst im on the top bunk naked with a boner
THEN....
All of a sudden she went on her laptop and started playing slow jams….is she dumb? Does she know im still here?
*ZIP* I hear a zip go down *SLURP* SHE STARTED GIVING HIM HEAD WHILE I WAS ON THE TOP BED NAKED!!!
Now i would of just ran out if i was fully clothed, but i was naked, I'm not gunna run onto the street with no clothes
This guy was like 22, i was 16-17 at the time
So yh she’s giving him brain and he goes “MY TURN"....
HE’S LICKING HER p*ssy AFTER I JUST fukkED IT 5MINS AGO!!! (DONT TRUST THESE HOES)
So yh they start fukking and im just hiding at the top, the whole bed was shaking, it felt kinda soothing actually, i wont lie it was like i was on a lil bouncy castle
........
Anyway she’s moaning blah blah blah, then she says my name..uh oh
He stops….” who the fukk is Aaron????”
This guy starts getting MAD!!! ” Who the fukk is Aaron” imagine this dumb bytch said “my cousin”….
The guy is going crazy, punching up the house, “are you cheating on me, Tanesha i’ll kill you”
I’m just in bed praying to our heavenly father that this guy don’t find me, asking God to forgive my sins
She’s crying saying she hasn’t cheated blah blah blah and he punched her in the face....so he hits females, imagine what he would do to me
So i started praying even harder, i think at this point i even started praying to Allah aswell, try get both Gods on my side
God answered my prayer because the guy just left the house....GOD IS REAL!!!
So the door slams and i climb down off the bed and looked at Tanesha on the floor, her face all blooded up
She’s crying and looking at me as if im about to bend down and help her and tell her everything is gonna be ok
I put on my clothes slowly, looking at her the whole time, thinking what to say, i was feeling rage.
I finally got changed....bent down looked at her....
....AND I SLAPPED HER!!!
I don’t care, she put my life in danger, i had to listen to her get fukked and licked out, fukk dat
Anyways, i walked to the train station and her man was there....If only you knew bro
The moral is, mixed race girls are demonic....AND ALWAYS CHECK THEIR ANKLES!!!!
She was calm, mix race, seemed kl. I waited for her bus to come and den she cut
It got to a stage where we talked like everyday….but everytime i asked her to come she would say no
Till one week she told me to come down….
So i’m waitng for her at the station, she comes in a pink Adidas tracksuit
We ended up back at her place.
I don’t wanna get to descriptive but it got to that stage where she took off her top but still had on her tracksuit bottoms....
Eventually she pulled it down, and im thinkin yhhhhhh, then as it came to her ankle i see some box on her leg
I’m thinking its some kinda dumb ankle bracelet….nar the bytch was on TAG!!
No wonder she always wore trousers....So obviously i asked her what she was on tag for, she said robbery…better believe i clinched onto my wallet
You lot think the stories over, nar believe it gets worse....
........
So anyway i’m weary this girl is a criminal mastermind but i didn’t travel all this way to south for her to give me her criminal record
So yh im doing the ting, half way through *BANG BANG BANG* “TANESHA OPEN THE fukkING DOOR”
She harlem shaked her body off me saying “fukk, fukk, hide”
I’m thinking what do you mean hide who is that, your dad?
She’s like nahh its my man....
LOL i forgot to say this was a bunkbed we were on, so of all places to hide, she hid man on the top fukking bunk
I’m hearing footsteps n i thinking she’s just coming back up, IMAGINE SHE BROUGHT THE GUY INTO HER ROOM!
So both of them are in the room talking, whilst im on the top bunk naked with a boner
THEN....
All of a sudden she went on her laptop and started playing slow jams….is she dumb? Does she know im still here?
*ZIP* I hear a zip go down *SLURP* SHE STARTED GIVING HIM HEAD WHILE I WAS ON THE TOP BED NAKED!!!
Now i would of just ran out if i was fully clothed, but i was naked, I'm not gunna run onto the street with no clothes
This guy was like 22, i was 16-17 at the time
So yh she’s giving him brain and he goes “MY TURN"....
HE’S LICKING HER p*ssy AFTER I JUST fukkED IT 5MINS AGO!!! (DONT TRUST THESE HOES)
So yh they start fukking and im just hiding at the top, the whole bed was shaking, it felt kinda soothing actually, i wont lie it was like i was on a lil bouncy castle
........
Anyway she’s moaning blah blah blah, then she says my name..uh oh
He stops….” who the fukk is Aaron????”
This guy starts getting MAD!!! ” Who the fukk is Aaron” imagine this dumb bytch said “my cousin”….
The guy is going crazy, punching up the house, “are you cheating on me, Tanesha i’ll kill you”
I’m just in bed praying to our heavenly father that this guy don’t find me, asking God to forgive my sins
She’s crying saying she hasn’t cheated blah blah blah and he punched her in the face....so he hits females, imagine what he would do to me
So i started praying even harder, i think at this point i even started praying to Allah aswell, try get both Gods on my side
God answered my prayer because the guy just left the house....GOD IS REAL!!!
So the door slams and i climb down off the bed and looked at Tanesha on the floor, her face all blooded up
She’s crying and looking at me as if im about to bend down and help her and tell her everything is gonna be ok
I put on my clothes slowly, looking at her the whole time, thinking what to say, i was feeling rage.
I finally got changed....bent down looked at her....
....AND I SLAPPED HER!!!
I don’t care, she put my life in danger, i had to listen to her get fukked and licked out, fukk dat
Anyways, i walked to the train station and her man was there....If only you knew bro
The moral is, mixed race girls are demonic....AND ALWAYS CHECK THEIR ANKLES!!!!
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