My Experience With A Mixed Race Girl....(Good Read)

[Dwolf]

Neg for false advertising a good read

 

[mortuus est]

lol them sket stories, london peeps know what im on about

 

[Big_Carl]

this some funny sh*t...

 

[the artist known az]

Was the guy bigger than you? (pause)

After seeing him at the station you think you could've beaten him? (pause)

 

[Raptor]

Honestly OP have you ever thought of getting into non fiction literature. Ghetto tthemed novels are big business these days. Seems like you have a passion for writing

 

[Claudex]

Honestly OP have you ever thought of getting into non fiction literature. Ghetto tthemed novels are big business these days. Seems like you have a passion for writing

I know right!
My nikka @london what is you doing sharing duck tales on thecoli for free? Go out there and fam
Lowkey I'm thankful for the laugh tho'.

 

[The Mad Titan]

 

[Mowgli]

I was at my cousins house, saw this girl called Tanesha, got her number blah blah blah

She was calm, mix race, seemed kl. I waited for her bus to come and den she cut

It got to a stage where we talked like everyday….but everytime i asked her to come she would say no

Till one week she told me to come down….

So i’m waitng for her at the station, she comes in a pink Adidas tracksuit

We ended up back at her place.

I don’t wanna get to descriptive but it got to that stage where she took off her top but still had on her tracksuit bottoms....

Eventually she pulled it down, and im thinkin yhhhhhh, then as it came to her ankle i see some box on her leg

I’m thinking its some kinda dumb ankle bracelet….nar the bytch was on TAG!! No wonder she always wore trousers....

So obviously i asked her what she was on tag for, she said robbery…better believe i clinched onto my wallet

You lot think the stories over, nar believe it gets worse....

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So anyway i’m weary this girl is a criminal mastermind but i didn’t travel all this way to south for her to give me her criminal record

So yh im doing the ting, half way through *BANG BANG BANG* “TANESHA OPEN THE fukkING DOOR”

She harlem shaked her body off me saying “fukk, fukk, hide”

I’m thinking what do you mean hide who is that, your dad?

She’s like nahh its my man....

LOL i forgot to say this was a bunkbed we were on, so of all places to hide, she hid man on the top fukking bunk

I’m hearing footsteps n i thinking she’s just coming back up, IMAGINE SHE BROUGHT THE GUY INTO HER ROOM!

So both of them are in the room talking, whilst im on the top bunk naked with a boner

THEN....

All of a sudden she went on her laptop and started playing slow jams….is she dumb? Does she know im still here?

*ZIP* I hear a zip go down *SLURP* SHE STARTED GIVING HIM HEAD WHILE I WAS ON THE TOP BED NAKED!!!

Now i would of just ran out if i was fully clothed, but i was naked, I'm not gunna run onto the street with no clothes

This guy was like 22, i was 16-17 at the time

So yh she’s giving him brain and he goes “MY TURN"....

HE’S LICKING HER p*ssy AFTER I JUST fukkED IT 5MINS AGO!!! (DONT TRUST THESE HOES)

So yh they start fukking and im just hiding at the top, the whole bed was shaking, it felt kinda soothing actually, i wont lie it was like i was on a lil bouncy castle

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Anyway she’s moaning blah blah blah, then she says my name..uh oh

He stops….” who the fukk is Aaron????”

This guy starts getting MAD!!! ” Who the fukk is Aaron” imagine this dumb bytch said “my cousin”….

The guy is going crazy, punching up the house, “are you cheating on me, Tanesha i’ll kill you”

I’m just in bed praying to our heavenly father that this guy don’t find me, asking God to forgive my sins

She’s crying saying she hasn’t cheated blah blah blah and he punched her in the face....so he hits females, imagine what he would do to me

So i started praying even harder, i think at this point i even started praying to Allah aswell, try get both Gods on my side

God answered my prayer because the guy just left the house....GOD IS REAL!!!

So the door slams and i climb down off the bed and looked at Tanesha on the floor, her face all blooded up

She’s crying and looking at me as if im about to bend down and help her and tell her everything is gonna be ok

I put on my clothes slowly, looking at her the whole time, thinking what to say, i was feeling rage.

I finally got changed....bent down looked at her....

....AND I SLAPPED HER!!!

I don’t care, she put my life in danger, i had to listen to her get fukked and licked out, fukk dat

Anyways, i walked to the train station and her man was there....If only you knew bro



The moral is, mixed race girls are demonic....AND ALWAYS CHECK THEIR ANKLES!!!!

A half black girl tried to set me up to be robbed, called me a fakkit for not going to her house on call at 12am and ultimately got into a shoot out with her baby daddy and ended up in prison.

Mixed girls from the hood are trouble

 

[HONEYBLAY]

~Good/Funny Read..~

 

[ALonelyDad]

I finally got changed....bent down looked at her....

....AND I SLAPPED HER!!!

Chappelle skit in the making