My girl busted my lip :mjcry:

[ADK]

Earlier today I was taking an off guard picture of her and she caught me

She slapped the fukk outta my phone and it flew straight into my lip

Youre prolly thinking it was where people usually bust their lip but it was my mustache area almost on my nose

I tried so hard not to cry infront of her

I never wanted to beat a woman til today

This is why women cant be president

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

What are you most upset about? Her slapping the phone from your hand, Your bruised 'stache area, or The fact that it hurt?

 

[Remote]

Candid pictures where people aren't looking at the camera are FAR most interesting than selfies or your typical pictures of people smiling together.

You had the right idea.

She's a c*nt for slapping your phone.
Dump her.
It's a sign of things to come.

Unless you're married.
In which case....

 

[Couth]

You gotta two piece her to maintain dominance. Right now she is the alpha. Shes gonna be taking your manhood soon if you're not careful.

and get your reflexes up. if a girl can touch you your slow.

 

[Michael's Black Son]

Ya bish

 

[Easy-E]

She slapped the fukk outta my phone and it flew straight into my lip

Bro, you don't have to lie for her.

#nomore "she was just caught off guard by me takin' a pic of her"

 

[thirdeye]

technically you busted your own lip

 

[GYAAAL YA PUM PUM FAT!]

That's what your paparazzi ass gets.

 

[Neuromancer]

Take martial arts or boxing lessons. Your reflexes need work.