My girl let farted while we was sleeping under the sheets...

[yardman]

She had taco bell last night. Ended up inhaling all of it like some gumbo cooking(I sleep with the sheet over my head) Gimme some unique methods of torture to get her back. So far I got switching out the toothpaste with some mayonnaise, itching powder in her bra. Any suggestions?
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[Akata Man Bromo]

Women

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

If she was asleep just let it go...

You took that chance when you put those covers over your head!

 

[Larry Lobster]

(I sleep with the sheet over my head)

That's why she doesn't respect you.

 

[Collateral]

Women always tooting in their sleep