My girl thinks she can break up with me

[Drake is God]

She 27 working 3 retail jobs and she said she wants to end the relationship because I "treat her like shyt" and I'm like

Im 6 feet tall, my penis is 8 inches, and I'm finishing up my engineering degree.. Where the fukk she gonna find another nikka like that at? Imma give her a week before she comes running back.

 

[Knuckles Red]

Is your height, penis size, and education what you value most about yourself?

 

[Kitsch]

 

[Regine Hunter]

almost got me there :iknowyouuu:

 

[Address_Unknown]

Some chicks might go to the shorter, less inch'd, making manager at Macy's type cats if they feel they been treated like shyt for too long. And seeing as to how you can lord all this shyt over her, she might be thinking you'd kick her to the curb the minute you make that come up for someone better anyways.

You got your plays in motion, but don't think for a minute she ain't weighing her options on you........unless she basic.

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

Why you want her as a gf? Let her throw herself into the bushes.

 

[StarGirl]

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[Kane1]

If your mouth piece ain't crisp and you ain't showing your lady new things and teaching her right you will lose her.....




But you keep depending all those other things to keep your ladies...... I'm sure it'll work out just fine

 

[Groanman]

Hey, OP? You ever wonder how broke and goofy looking dudes get fine chicks?
Think hard, my Brotha.

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

She'll come running back werd to Matt Forte

 

[thirdeye]

you seem kinda emotionally abusive, i'd leave too tbh

 

[Drake is God]

Sounds like my guy. Jesus be a fence, what did you do to her?

Nothing. She's just being dramatic.

 

[Rawtid]

Nothing. She's just being dramatic.

Lies. What did you do?

 

[martin payne]

3 retail jobs

 

[Blackout]

Broke and regular nikkas fukk rich peoples girlfriends everyday b

Your treatment of her made it so that you now share that girl