My girl's going to h/s friend's bachelorette party but isn't invited to the wedding.

[Groanman]

This isn't the first bachelorette party she's attended.
But this one has me a little worried.
First of all, we're not going to the wedding.
Secondly, the bachelorette party is also a masquerade party.


So here's the brief convo between me and my girl.

My Girl: "Oh, I'm gonna wear this dress for the masquerade party."
Me: (Thinking she just forgot to tell me about a cool party "WE" were going to attend) "What masquerade party?"
My Girl: "Oh. I didn't tell you? The bachelorette party."
Me: "No, you didn't tell me. And why do women need masks for a bachelorette party?"
My Girl: "I don't know."
Me: "Oh I get it. They don't want to be easily identified if they do some extra shyt with the male stripper, huh? Them girls are gonna get buck wild!"
My Girl: "No they are not gonna get buck wild."

Me:

 

[ugksam]

your girl's a hoe

 

[Chesirecatdaddy]

Bruh you share that girl..

... time for George W bush

 

[George Gooney]

L

 

[Turbulent]

so she's going?

 

[Rawtid]

It's clearly going to be an orgy and people in masks are going to be fukking each other left and right. It's going to be horrible, STD ridden time. Have you installed a key logger on her computer? That could provide you with some more insight or you may want to consider staking out this bachelorette "party" (and I use the term loosely) to see the fukkery unfold for yourself. Just to be safe you should break up with her. That way when she goes to the party you won't feel like she cheated on you because you two weren't together. Leave something in her p*ssy and give it a good smell before you leave and If you determine she didn't fukk anyone at the party (look to see if your item has shifted or the smell is off), then get back with her. You should also fukk someone else while she's at the party just to be safe.

 

[Steezy]

somebody getting fukked

 

[Groanman]

so she's going?

Yep. She' s going.

 

[Turbulent]

Yep. She' s going.

is she going to the bushes too?

 

[Dooby]

If a girl of mine ever wanted to go to a bachelorette party with strippers she's automatically getting HURLED into the bushes.

 

[Turbulent]

also notice how she is attenting a party not knowing what type of party it will be, not knowing wy she needs a mask, etc and not a single fukk is given. just following along. I'm not saying the girl is planning to get involved in fukkery. what i'm saying is that if there is fukkery involved, your girl will probably follow along as she has so far.

 

[Mr210]

throw her in the bushes....shady ass

 

[unit321]

She might end up in a CFNM video.

 

[Dat Migo]

She going be sucking some random stripper dikk

 

[Lana Kane]

Why the fukk is she going if she's not invited to the wedding? fukk that friend